I've got your Reality Distortion Field right here

My new favorite Mock Apple Web Page: Reality Distortion Field. Damn them for making the entire page an image! How am I supposed to gratify myself if I can't keep adding more G5 minis and iPod monos into my shopping cart???

BTW - did you know that "reality-distortion field" is actually an entry at Dictionary.com with a specific reference to Steve Jobs? Does anyone know exactly who first used the phrase to refer to Jobs? I know Michael Malone uses it often in his book, Infinite Loop, but it was coined long before that.

[thanks to Robert for the tip]