Think Secret won’t let a little thing like a lawsuit keep them down.

If you believe the rumor site’s sources aren’t screwing with them just to teach them a lesson, then you’ll be happy to know that Tiger will ship within the month, following great fanfare and a satellite-broadcast launch event.

“Unknown at this point,” sayeth Ryan Katz, “is where the event will take place and whether the media or other outsiders (like think secret staff) will be invited to attend.”

(words in italics are mine)

Ok, sure. Like there’s a chance they will be invited!