Filed under: Humor, iPod Family
This is My iPod
Repeat after me:iPodNation: [chanting] This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPod is useless. Without my iPod I am useless. I must use my iPod true. I must listen better than my enemy, who is trying to make me use a Dell DJ. I must listen to my iPod always. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my iPod and myself are defenders of my nation, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but iPods. Amen.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Doug said 7:42PM on 11-14-2005
Geekery taken to a new level. Get outdoors, fast; sans the iPod.
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Billfred said 7:56PM on 11-14-2005
Shouldn't this also be filed under Cult of Mac?
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Kris said 8:01PM on 11-14-2005
AMEN!
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eric Silverman said 8:08PM on 11-14-2005
hoo-raaww
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Austin said 9:07PM on 11-14-2005
It's not really news untill they start killing in the name of Lord IPod.
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Catt said 9:38PM on 11-14-2005
Your iPod have become an idol dude, lay it down...
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M@ M. said 10:49PM on 11-14-2005
As a Marine-Option Naval ROTC Midshipman and a Mac nerd, I have to say that I got a *very* hearty chuckle out of that. Thank you for making my day a little less gloomy.
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Wheels said 12:34AM on 11-15-2005
And this is where the female athelete comes charging in and throws the shot-put at the giant flat screen.
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Dave Caolo said 6:53AM on 11-15-2005
What is your major malfunction?!?
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