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This is My iPod

Repeat after me:

iPodNation:
[chanting] This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPod is useless. Without my iPod I am useless. I must use my iPod true. I must listen better than my enemy, who is trying to make me use a Dell DJ. I must listen to my iPod always. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my iPod and myself are defenders of my nation, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but iPods. Amen.  
 

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