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Repeat after me:

iPodNation: [chanting] This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my iPod is useless. Without my iPod I am useless. I must use my iPod true. I must listen better than my enemy, who is trying to make me use a Dell DJ. I must listen to my iPod always. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my iPod and myself are defenders of my nation, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but iPods. Amen.

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Repeat after me:iPodNation: [chanting] This is my iPod. There are many like it but this one is mine. My iPod is my best friend. It is my...

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Dave Caolo

What is your major malfunction?!?

November 15 2005 at 6:52 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

wheels

And this is where the female athelete comes charging in and throws the shot-put at the giant flat screen.

November 15 2005 at 12:32 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

M@ M.

As a Marine-Option Naval ROTC Midshipman and a Mac nerd, I have to say that I got a *very* hearty chuckle out of that. Thank you for making my day a little less gloomy.

November 14 2005 at 10:49 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Austin

It's not really news untill they start killing in the name of Lord IPod.

November 14 2005 at 9:07 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Catt

Your iPod have become an idol dude, lay it down...

November 14 2005 at 9:02 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

eric Silverman

hoo-raaww

November 14 2005 at 8:02 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Kristiano

AMEN!