Filed under: Macworld, Humor, Rumors
MWSF Mad Libs
Following HDBeat's example, TUAW is doing a MWSF Mad Libs game in the
form of the latest Apple rumors swirling around the Mac web. Post your own Mad Libs in the comments, following this
template:During Steve Jobs' Keynote address on Jan. 10th, Apple will announce _____________[noun] which will allow users to _____________[verb] with their _____________ [plural noun]. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will say, "It's a revolutionary way to _____________ [verb]."
The Mac web has been swirling with rumors about _____________ [noun], and now it's finally going to happen. My ______________ [noun] can finally _____________ [verb]. It'll be _______________ [ adjective].
Apple's ______________ [noun] will also receive some attention with the introduction of a _______________ [adjective] _____________ [noun] which will completely change the ______________ [noun].
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
S? Nils Kuklau said 4:26PM on 1-03-2006
Since the keynote is on the 10th (cf. http://macworldexpo.com/live/20/events/20SFO06A/keynotes ), I doubt they'll announce much at all on the 9th. ;-)
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Damien Barrett said 4:40PM on 1-03-2006
Ah, Soren, you inadvertantly read the draft post that was in the system. I caught the error just as the post went live, but not before the draft post circulated out. In any event, I fixed the error. Thanks for your attention.
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galendw said 4:41PM on 1-03-2006
Ya know, this could work for just about any Apple event. Just change the first line to:
During Steve Jobs' Keynote address at __________ [event] on ________ [date]...
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Sean Murphy said 5:48PM on 1-03-2006
During Steve Jobs' Keynote address on Jan. 9th, Apple will announce _the wireless mighty mouse_[noun] which will allow users to _roam_[verb] with their _fingers_ [plural noun]. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will say, "It's a revolutionary way to _use a mouse from across the room to do your dirty work_ [verb]."
The Mac web has been swirling with rumors about _this tailess critter_ [noun], and now it's finally going to happen. My _proximity to my computer_ [noun] can finally _vanish as long as my vision permits_ [verb]. It'll be _unenslaved_ [ adjective].
Apple's _Front Row_ [noun] will also receive some attention with the introduction of a _purchasable_ [adjective] _program_ [noun] which will completely change the _media centers of the world_ [noun].
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ah said 7:21AM on 1-04-2006
During Steve Jobs' Keynote address on Jan. 10th, Apple will announce iBreast which will allow users to fondle virtual breasts with their bare hands. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will say, "It's a revolutionary way to cop a feel."
The Mac web has been swirling with rumors about the iBreast, and now it's finally going to happen. My hands can finally squish. It'll be exciting.
Apple's computers will also receive some attention with the introduction of a voluptuous computer which will completely change your breast size.
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Blaje said 1:45AM on 1-07-2006
During Steve Jobs' Keynote address on Jan. 10th, Apple will announce the iBox which will allow users to play with their video games. Apple CEO Steve Jobs will say, "It's a revolutionary way to play."
The Mac web has been swirling with rumors about Intel Powered Macs, and now it's finally going to happen. My G5's can finally go mobile. It'll be incredible.
Apple's iPod Shuffle will also receive some attention with the introduction of a beautiful screen which will completely change the Shuffle.
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