Get that authentic "cinema experience" on your Mac
You know the "cinema experience" that movie executives keep harping on about? Y'know, the "experience" that cinemas use to justify stupidly high snack and ticket prices? Well, a company has created a program that lets you relive this authentic experience from the comfort of your Mac. Peanut Gallery, billed as a "shared media experience" by its creators, allows you to recreate this experience from within a virtual 70's style movie theater. You can even chat over the movie along with seven other viewers via the web or Bonjour and animate little silhouette avatars that sit in rows of seats. Getting up and leaving after you realize you've spent your hard earned money on another piece of Hollywood crap has never been so easy; you don't even have to leave your chair to leave your chair! Don't worry if you're a little late for the showing, because there's also an option for a pre-show reel which, for extra realism, you'll be able to fill with annoying commercials and trailers for films you're completely uninterested in.
Still, I'm a little angry that there's no implementation of a few other cinema features we all know and love including "mobile phone goes off at the tense bit" or the "crying baby". They didn't even place an obligatory anti-piracy PSA at the beginning! The pre-screening frisk down by a burly police officer is also missing. Another thing: Peanut Gallery doesn't disable my iSight or jam my cellphone for the duration of the film. Talk about unrealistic. How am I supposed to feel like I'm actually at the movies with essential parts of the cinema experience missing?!
I give the program a B+ for effort, but I think a little more of a police state/Big Brother-style attitude is needed.
[Via Daring Fireball]
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You know the "cinema experience" that movie executives keep harping on about? Y'know, the "experience" that cinemas use to justify stupidly...
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I gotta try this with my friend today.
June 14 2006 at 3:45 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplySWEET
I've always wanted to do a MST3K
I'd have to feature request a fast moving red laser pen dot on the screen during the film. Add to that some kind of seat feedback that simulates some kid kicking the back of my chair. Then litter a little popcorn on the floor ( which is already sticky from the coke suggested by the guy above )
And that was the "Cinema experience" I paid for to see X-Men 3. Overall I kinda wish I'd just pirated it and put up with bad audio and the occasional person getting up for the toilet.
I think another feature should be a direct web connection to an MPAA PayPal account that deducts 9.50 from your as soon as you start watching a film.
Plus special cameo appearances by the MPAA's Jack Valenti (me) wandering the aisles with a flashlight, searching for tapers.
Beyond the mst3k stuff, it is really only a chat interface, for communal comment on a shared experience, that is, watching a streaming video... in real time, so you know what is being commented upon, and whatever comic timing jollies or attention span massages that allows.
I'm surprised no-one is up in arms about the communal viewing and streaming of copyrighted works aspect of this venture.
You can make up for alot of the missing features by dumping some Coke on the floor of your apartment and letting it get really sticky.
June 14 2006 at 11:47 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWhat Lush said. FWIW, there's a Widget that you can get @ Apple, I think it's called "imst3k", that will put a Mike & the bots silhouette at the bottom of dashboard.
My vote is for a "opening night plug-in", where fully 75% of the audience is on their cell phones describing the movie to friends, snapping pics, or recording scenes. I miss my old home in New Orleans but, damn, it's nice to go see a movie in a small down multiplex where this isn't happening.
so its like quicktime/frontrow but really really annoying, sounds great lol
June 14 2006 at 11:05 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyLooks like they're mimicking the MST3K experience in particular.
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