Filed under: Humor, Cult of Mac, Odds and ends
Stink Different with an Apple toilet
We've long heard jokes of the iCar, the iToilet, and other iCrap, but until now we'd never seen a real, working example of one of these things. Well, here's your iToilet, gang. It doesn't connect to the internet in less than three steps, but it does connect to a series of tubes.
Rival's specialty? Sports team toilets with rival team logos in a "special" place on the bowl. I'm told the Apple version seen here has a similar "rival" logo in the bottom of the bowl. I'll leave the specifics to the reader's imagination. I don't think it's IBM, however.
Gallery: Custom toilets by Rival
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Tony Ward said 9:04AM on 11-14-2009
Psystar?
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Tony Ward said 11:47AM on 11-14-2009
Where can I get a CNN-with-Lou-Dobbs-bowl model?
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DudeDad said 9:06AM on 11-14-2009
Does the Micro$oft version have water the same shade of blue as the BSOD?
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greg said 10:22AM on 11-14-2009
"I'm logging out now."
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Jason said 10:25AM on 11-14-2009
TUAW you left out the best part! It has a Windows logo in the bowl of the toilet... guess we can finally poop on Micro$oft like we always wanted!
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CJH said 10:55AM on 11-14-2009
Whoever designed it missed the point of Apple aesthetics completely. That is one ugly toilet.
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BA said 11:14AM on 11-14-2009
like driving 5 mph with a spoiler on you roof
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eric f. said 11:14AM on 11-14-2009
Wow. Rival has some pretty bad design sense. Why the hell is every seat white when the the rest is black? that looks horrible.
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mark said 11:16AM on 11-14-2009
What, no matching iPlunger?
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Andre said 12:05PM on 11-14-2009
"There's a crap for that" :-)
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Michael Johnson said 12:46PM on 11-14-2009
The toilet isn't for everyone, the theme of the toilet was to try to show the evolution of the Apple Logo. However they aren't in specific order. If we really wanted to hit the nail on the head with the design, we would have made it look more metallic with simple white logo's which was tossed around. But I wanted the evolution of the Logo's namely because I really like the newton logo. The best color we thought was black. The seat is white simply at my request to make that logo pop more. He does paint the seats depending on what the customer wants him to do, and what the theme of the toilet is. There is currently two other Apple themed toilets that are going to be produced that will look completely different then this one. One of them may be the matte silver finish with black lid.
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Average White Boy said 2:09PM on 11-14-2009
I'm hoping it has Steve Ballmer's face with an open mouth while he was saying "rounding error" on the inside of that toilet. A big enough dump will shut him up for good. Say "ahhh", Steve. Here comes some digested Apple pie.
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Tetzel1517 said 2:10PM on 11-14-2009
The Glenn Beck toilet is all wrong: He should be in the bowl with the drain where his mouth is. And the great part is he's used to having shit in his mouth, though usually it's coming out, not going in.
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Kevin said 2:27PM on 11-14-2009
Is there a Dick Cheney version? Be a great way to shut him the hell up.
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Chris said 3:12PM on 11-14-2009
slow news day?
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Scotty down_under said 6:22PM on 11-14-2009
@ michael johnson. I can't believe you're justifying your toilet to the people in this thread! You do what YOU want. After all, who gives a crap about a toilet, really? ;-)
oh, but on an environmental note; it seems the USA is wasting water each time they "make some room on their hard drive". - Why doesn't this toilet have half-flush & full-flush? (to save water when you only do a 'number 1').
:-)
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macmoby said 9:44PM on 11-14-2009
What would be cool is if the Apple chime plays every time someone flushes or lifts the seat or when a turd hits the water. But as someone said above, having the Windows logo in the bowl or Steve Balmer with an open mouth would be good. Although, he's already full of s***. No need to give him more.
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Calexifan said 3:36AM on 11-15-2009
Serious question here: Did Rival license the right to use of the Apple logos for this thing?
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Mr Lizard said 5:37PM on 11-15-2009
Crap product.
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kassie2k4 said 10:09PM on 11-15-2009
looks shooped
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