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Bad App Reviews: Goat Rampage

goat simulator crap

There are some fantastic games on the App Store, but not everyone loves every best-selling title. When some customers decide to use their eloquent writing skills to pen disparaging reviews, hilarity ensues. Bad App Reviews brings you actual App Store critiques written by living breathing humans. Have a suggestion for a game? Hit me up on Twitter at @MikeWehner.

A game where you control a goat with no real goals was bound to upset some people... and it definitely has. If you can't find joy in the pointless insanity of Goat Rampage, I don't know if there's any hope for you. Here are some genuine one-star App Store reviews for Goat Rampage.

Its like these people took goat simulator, ate it, and then pulled it out of their butts as this!

Need to add cities, and tongue, also biting would be great.

goat crap

I might as well thrown a dollar in a fire

great if you're a hipster that loves stupid hipster

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