Reality-distortion-field Articles on TUAW - The Unofficial Apple Weblog

The requisite announcement mashup

by Mike Schramm (Feb 1st, 2010)

With every Apple event, we need someone to go in and edit together all of the reality distortion field generators, and this time, it's Neil Curtis, who has cut together most of the "amazing," "great," and "beautiful" adjectives from last week's keynote. Unfortunately, we don't have empirical data ...

Found Footage: The reality distortion field, caught on video

by Mike Schramm (Sep 17th, 2009)

Think Apple's products are "really great," "incredible," "amazing," "really easy" to use, "awesome," "terrific," "incredible," "great," and "amazing"? If so, it's probably because Apple told you that's what they were in last week's presentation. The above video's been making the rounds -- it's all ...