How to steal an iPod and not get away with it

i was in a hurry and 4got to pick it up*

hey some butthead stole my ipod yesterday from my purse i accidently left at school (i was in a hurry and i 4got to pick i was in a hurry)anyway they stole it and 20 bucks. i am so pissed. is there anyway i can prevent them from using it or get it back or something like that? email me at kittykat_2002us@yahoo.com

Apparently grammer and spelling also do not "suck up to the mainstrean (sic) social life"

My I pod mini was stolen two weeks after i bought it. Is there any way someone can find out who stole it?

I need help. SOmebody stole my ipod. Is there a way I prevent this person from using it?

what a dumbass indeed.... first of all, why would anywone steal an iPOD... i mean, if u had taste u would go for an iRiver. Not only because they are simply better, but dont suck up to the mainstrean social life... HAVE FUN WITH YOUR iPODS PPLZ>>>> IM GONNA GO AND LISTEN TO MY iRIVER!!!!(the iRiver came first BTW) lolz :P

Dumbass...

The apple store at the westchester is based on the second floor and i always imagined creating a chain of people to trow the ipods to over the second floor opening.

I've stolen over 500 IPods from men women and children alike, and have been caught every time because they always break and I always try to get them replaced at the Apple Store. You see, my first IPod was stolen and I vowed then and there that everyone should have to suffer the same fate. Unfortunately for me, everyone remembers exactly what their IPod looks like and gives an impeccable description to the Apple Store employees who then scrutinize every IPod return just in case it may be stolen. I keep thinking I'm gonna get away with it, but I never do.

I'm totally impressed with Mr. Smith's patience. As soon as I saw my iPod I would have punched the thief in the face and taken it back. Score one for Apple store employees who maintain the calm, peaceful Apple image even when their stolen iPod walks through the door.