Crazy Apple Rumors, the Onion of Mac Rumors

3. Doodie ka-ka poopy pants! Good. DAY!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Heresy! HEEEEREEEESEEEEEET! CARS rocks that mostest, although not as most as the Megapost which didnt get a mentioned I might add....peh...poor reporting methinks. If the TUAW reporter had been a little more thorough they might have told you about the secret war which is being waged by the Megapost and CARS, oh yes....war indeed.....we control all the sexbots, cheez whizz and other goodies.....yup yup....Mr. Moltzy controls other....ya know....stuff! So yeah......never forget......teh megapost-wah! I thank you!

This is just like The Onion, except that the Onion is very funny.