iTunes 5, I am Jack's dull surprise
Allow me to play devil's advocate for a moment. Or as I like to call it, the John C. Dvorak Punditry Game. I won't just be discussing iTunes 5, but all the musical announcements rolled out from Apple today.First of all, I think there's no way you're going to have another revolution on your hands as you did when the first iPod was announced. Video iPod? No, by the time that rolls around the PSP/Xbox/Dingus synergy will be there. Don't get me wrong, a video iPod will be cool and maybe sell well, but the revolution will not be televised.
Instead of revolution we got a minor evolution. It's a shame Apple portrayed this as the second coming of Woz. Personally, I'm a little nonplussed. So the mini is gone. As some of you have pointed out, we now get a full 2 GB less storage for the same money. A color screen? It's smaller? I believe Adam Sandler said it best when he said, "whoopadeedoo!" It would appear Apple is sacrificing choice for simplicity. That's their way of course, but must we all be a party to it? I'm not saying they should go the route of Creative and come out with a dozen dinky players (none of which are worth the time to reason with)... But variety is the spice of life, you know?
I put the nano to the litmus test— my wife. She's a fan of Apple, but not obsessed (like me). She's wary of technology. She only learns a new feature or trick when she needs it. She's what we call your slightly-above-average computer user. OK, maybe a little more than slightly. Either way, she's no gadget freak, especially at the prices iPods go for. Her response, "is that it?" "But you can put pictures of the kids on there! Your calendars will be in color, and your address book in your purse, all in one teensy little package." She wasn't impressed. No nano for her, she'll keep trucking with her pink mini, thanks.
On to the new content for the iTunes Music Store. Since when did Madonna (once a pioneer in music, sort of) "waking up" to the digital revolution make news? Get with it grandma, and while you're in England, tell the remaining Beatles to get on the trolley at the station as well. Harry Potter in audiobook format? Thanks goodness! Since we've all read them already... Gotta do something while Rowling digs her way out of that last book... C'Mon guys, give me a break. Two million songs is cool, but I still can't get either Breakin' soundtrack. I want my Electric Boogaloo!
The new iTunes... When does a pre-existing feature become a new bullet point? Only in Steve's world. Search? You mean the Search Bar is now a new feature? Man, I feel so stupid using the old search tool. How, exactly, is this better? And yes, I see the little buttons like in Finder windows, I'm just saying it's not a quantum leap. Quite frankly I don't see all that much streamlining. The volume control isn't squirreled away under the playback controls. A little more info in the info window. It's not that fugly brushed metal. The Outlook sync is nice, if you're a Windows user (I know, this is important). I also like the folders. What, that took 5 versions to sort out? I guess fine-tuning the randomness is cool, but people have been hacking on that for a while, and I'd still like to see some control within the iPod itself. What I'd like to see are some bug fixes. At work we have the ports used by iTunes all blocked. If I accidentally click on the Store, Podcasts, or Radio I pretty much have to force quit. It's also fun trying to remove duplicates and discovering you actually deleted the only copy. How about fixing those?
I'm not exactly stoked about the fact that you have to restart your machine to install it either. And did anyone enjoy the little iPod ad during install? Classy.
The one ray of light from today was the iTunes phone. What was that called? Oh yeah, the ROKR. Sounds like a Vulcan ska band. Anyway, at $249 with a 2-year contract from Cingular I don't know if it'll be flying off the shelves, but I've been wrong before. Still, anyone lusting for iPod action and renewing their contract will probably give this a look. That's if they understand how easy iTunes/iPods are to use. My big question is whether the ROKR will suffer from some UI issues people have with Motorola phones in general. I like my V60, but some folks hate Moto... Go figure.
At the end of the day I still want a nano, only because I have yet to experience the color screen of joy. Maybe I'll wait until they get Linux working on it... I'd love to have a ROKR, but Cingular, well, don't get me started on Cingular. The sad fact is I'll probably wind up with a Hogwarts-branded iPod full of Vulcan ska then end up losing it in a terrible Quidditch bet. That's the way things go around here.
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Allow me to play devil's advocate for a moment. Or as I like to call it, the John C. Dvorak Punditry Game. I won't just be discussing...
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The search is much faster on my 15 inch powerbook, Ambrose.
September 08 2005 at 12:03 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyShe wasn't impressed. No nano for her, she'll keep trucking with her pink mini, thanks.
Perhaps my mind is in the gutter, but you might want to rephrase that...
It's overpriced when you think about it in terms of 4 GB iPod mini was $199.99 Half the capacity later 2 GB iPod nano is $199.99. And after all that, it's just smaller, and has a color screen. Capacity is what counts, if you're going to charge the same price.
September 08 2005 at 8:56 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThanks for the Fight Club reference, it reminds me that I should pull that movie out of storage. I would agree with Mr. Bella. I always enjoy little updates and additions to my favorite line of computers and gadgets. What's to complain about? Nothing. Well, almost nothing. I could complain about Madonna's fake British accent.
September 08 2005 at 8:55 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyYeah, I was pretty disappointed too, but MUCH more so in the phone than the nano. The nano looks cool and all, but I'd never get one because I'm used to having ALL my music (not just some of it). The biggest disappointment: Where's the high-end stuff??? Except for killing off the regular iPod and making the iPod Photo the standard, Apple has pretty much ignored the high-end iPod line. Between Apple coming out with the iPod Photo and now, they've released the Shuffle, new iPod minis (larger hard drives AND new colors), and now the shuffle and the phone, all on the low end. Come on Steve! I realize that the low end is probably where the sales are, but throw us a bone here! How about a little somethin something?
September 08 2005 at 8:19 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyiTunes phone, ray of light? I think it's the most disappointing announcement of the day. This phone looks pretty lame, both esthetically and technologically, compared to the one month old W800 from Sony Ericsson... Definitively not very Apple-like.
September 08 2005 at 4:36 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyi agree with 12. people were total downers when the Shuffle came out, but i bought one and i love it! i think the nano is beautiful, and the more i see pictures of it, and the more i compare its size to things laying on my desk, the more i want to buy it. its thinner than my Shuffle!! people will buy it. people who are in the market for a Mini probably dont have that many songs to begin with, and so why wouldnt they buy the nano instead? gigs be damned, size is what matters to a teenager with a bunch of money to burn.
September 08 2005 at 4:05 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI'm convinced exposure to the internet makes people retarded. Why are people always so negative on the net? Apple added some nice enhancements to iTunes, and gives it away for free.. and people still complain. I don't even understand what you are complaining about... that it's almost useless for making french toast? As for the nano... I think people consistently under-value the benfits of compactness. When the original iPod came out.. it didn't have the biggest hard drive... but it was smaller than most of it's rivals. Same goes for the mini. Small form factor in a portable device is probably the single most important attribute. Instead everyone fixates on the megabytes (or megahertz .. or megabits .. etc). It wasn't that long ago when people were happy to pay $245 for an ipod mini. Now apples gives you one that is 1/3 the size, with the same storage capacity, but in solid state form, with a color screen for goddsakes... and now it's overpriced. retarded.
September 08 2005 at 3:06 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWhilst I'm impressed with the look and size of the nano it hasn't made me immediately buy one and it doesn't give me that wow feeling - I think the reason for this is I'm actually waiting and expecting a lot more from apple so am disappointed by each new announcement. Basically I believe they have the vision and capability to wow us again with a breakthrough in a fully integrated home and mobile multimedia entertainment system - this started with airport express but hasn't gone anywhere since. E.g. where is the wi-fi remote control with display to enable us to make best use of airport express, where is the video airport express to enable us to stream video and photos to the TV, where is the ability to switch the output of iTunes to different airport expresses using automator, where is a set-top box style mac that serves as a multimedia centre with our hi-fi's and TV's, where is the video iPod with capability for games (not PSP type games as it won't compete but something between moible phone games and those from www.gamehouse.com), where is the next evolution of iTunes store selling music videos (yes this has started but taking it's time) and games. Don't get me wrong, my Imac G5 is fantastic, I can't live without my iPod and airport express is superb - it's just that I have very high expectations of Apple and Steve Jobs now and know they/he can deliver - so when is the next "wow apple did it again"?
September 08 2005 at 2:26 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe search feature is expanded in that it allows you to narrow searches by field. So if you if you're looking for the new We Are Scientists EP, you can just put in "we are" and click artist. On my itunes with a very large library, this new feature can actually be quite handy.
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