This autonomous Mac mini robot is cool. Here's the babelfish translation of the source site. I saw it first on Engadget, although I especially like fscklog's blog post title about this: "Hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?" Futurama rules.
Anyway, the fscklog post started the wheels in my brain turning, and I thought we should all throw in our own captions for this picture in the comments. Have at it and have fun!
Here's my caption, based entirely on the way the iSight is pointing downward and doesn't appear to be motorized in any way:
"Warning. Dog pooh ahead. Turn turn turn turn..." 
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10-24-2005 @ 10:22AM
Caius durling said...
Thank god - I think the high tech turtle is immobilised!
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10-24-2005 @ 10:25AM
chus3r said...
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
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10-24-2005 @ 10:25AM
Michael Henley said...
Danger! Kittenbot at 2, FIRE OPTICAL TORPEDO ONE!
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10-24-2005 @ 10:27AM
Ryan said...
"No disassemble!" taken from my favourite childhood film, Short Circuit. :D
Ryan.
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10-24-2005 @ 10:27AM
Matt Green said...
The new Apple iPed: 1000 Songs. Always under foot.
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10-24-2005 @ 10:38AM
Ender said...
"So, Roomba, who is your God now? Muha-ha-ha!"
or
"The New Apple SPiBOT goes looking for Microsoft's morale..."
or
iSight + wheels + 4" off the floor; the new iUpSkirt. Mac pervs rejoice!
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10-24-2005 @ 11:02AM
mungler said...
does it fire red-hot discs of death from a specially-modified optical drive?
and if not, then GODDAMMIT WHY NOT?
gives a whole new meaning to 'high-speed burning'.
as for captions... umm.. 'eat flying disc-based death, hellhound?'
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10-24-2005 @ 11:08AM
J said...
Rejected R2-D2 prototype # 549.
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10-24-2005 @ 11:16AM
nikremeht said...
Danger, Steve Jobs! Danger!
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10-24-2005 @ 11:54AM
Jonathan said...
NASA's Mars Exploration budget was cut considerably this year...
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10-24-2005 @ 11:58AM
fra said...
'my mom says im cool'
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10-24-2005 @ 12:08PM
Wheels said...
"Damnit! Where's my frigging contact lens?"
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10-24-2005 @ 12:14PM
Bluebear said...
The miracle of Apple iLife
iPod Nano -> iPod (with video) -> Mac Mini -> Mini-Bot -> New iMac (with camera) -> PowerMac
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10-24-2005 @ 12:28PM
Tim said...
"Where did I put that nano?"
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10-24-2005 @ 1:25PM
random said...
Apple Mac Mini: $599.
One iSight Camera: $149.
Little Timmy building a robot to look up women's skirts? Priceless.
Think Different.
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10-24-2005 @ 2:41PM
Ender said...
"So, Roomba, who is your God now? Muha-ha-ha!"
or
"The New Apple SPiBOT goes looking for Microsoft's morale..."
or
iSight + wheels + 4" off the floor; the new iUpSkirt. Mac pervs rejoice!
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10-24-2005 @ 3:25PM
Steve P said...
Now all I need is some Intel!
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10-24-2005 @ 3:30PM
Extensor said...
I'm digging those teenage mutant ninja turtle wheels!
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10-24-2005 @ 6:06PM
Jack said...
Number 5 is alive!
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