Bono gives Bush iPod

When I listen to my iPod I get the munchies. I hope Bono gave him a bag of pretzels too.

From the Article:

> Bush's ranch in Crawford was valued at more than $1 million to $5 million.

I normally assume that if something is worth more than $5 million it is more than $1 million. When I was studying Physics in College I had the feeling the Liberal Arts guys weren't very good in Math and Science, but journalists these days would fail remedial math.

Could be a red iPod of some sort, as part of the 'Red' campaign Bono is running as an AIDS awareness/findraising exercise (corporations made limited edition versions of their products in red, a chunk of the money goes to charity).

Apple has worked with Bono in the past, I imagine something like red iPods would be exactly what Bono is looking for.

If this is the intellectual level of political commentary we can expect whenever Bush gets a mention, we just don't need to hear about him. Honestly guys, I heard more cogent political banter during recess in third grade.

Buck Fush!!!!

Maybe he's wiretapping our iPods too. Should've given the iPod to some homeless New Orleans kid or to Valerie Plame.

>A chainsaw ? Am I the only one who's thinking "Texas chainsaw massacre"

Tell him it's a new-fangled gas-powered toothbrush.

A chainsaw ? Am I the only one who's thinking "Texas chainsaw massacre" ? :D

>how bout "Dick and Bush make love, not war"?

Best use for dick and bush I've ever seen. Too bad Bush don't know Dick.

cmon people, I expect wittier than this....

oy vey

how bout "Dick and Bush make love, not war"? Kind of fits with Job's whole peacnik thing :D

Ireland... you make your citizens cry... well this one at least!
I can add another thing I hate about Bush... he has a better iPod than me :(