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Macintosh Portable, Pippen make PCWorld Worst tech list
PCWorld has compiled a list of the 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time. All the usual players are there; IBM, Microsoft, Real, and Apple. Apple?! Yes, that's right kiddies, Apple wasn't always firing on all cylinders like it is now.
The Macintosh Portable clocks in at number 17, but only because it was 16 pounds, wouldn't run on AC power and cost $6500. Other than that, it was a great machine. Pictured above is the Apple Pippin, Apple's only attempt to enter to lucrative game console market, which comes in at number 22. It was slow, expensive, and had almost no titles.
Any other Apple products you would add to this list?
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Picture of Pippen from Wikipedia.
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icruise said 4:10PM on 5-26-2006
The Mac Portable DID run on AC power. It's just that it wouldn't run *directly* off of AC power. In other words, you had to have a battery installed in order for the computer to run. But as long as the battery was installed and working, the computer would run off of AC more or less as you would expect.
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matt said 4:11PM on 5-26-2006
I've always wanted to try one of those, they look like so much fun.
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Tony said 4:17PM on 5-26-2006
Are the controller connectors USB?
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Peter Kirn said 4:35PM on 5-26-2006
The Portable seems an odd choice to me. It was a very reliable machine. I'd expect to see the PowerBook 5300 on there (sent mine back no fewer than 6 times, 4 of which were logic board replacements, 1 display replacement).
And where's the Apple III? I think any machine for which routine diagnostics include picking it up and dropping it onto a hard surface ought to quality as some of the world's worst technology. Unquestionably Apple's worst machine ever.
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Sune Beck said 4:39PM on 5-26-2006
No, the controllers are not USB. They are ADB.
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Weevie833 said 5:39PM on 5-26-2006
What about the round mouse? THAT has got to be on the list!!
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Eric3 said 9:35PM on 5-26-2006
The round mouse was noted in the appendix of products that didn't quite make the cut of Worst Products Ever. What also wasn't mentioned at all was the Performa 6200. It was just a plain bad machine - cheaply made, underpowered, a drag to use. I should know - I used one for seven years.
A side note: I happen to have a developer's version of the Pippin, including a CD with the requisite OS on it, but no controllers. Does anyone know the pinouts of the connectors, in hopes that I could hack together an ADB/Pippin crossover cable?
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Edward said 3:04AM on 5-27-2006
Read the E3 review of the Pippen; I didn't know anyone could be just so wrong. He thought most people wouldn't want to use the internet because 50% of Americans are functionally illiterate. Yeah, like THAT's stopped anybody.
ANyway, here are the two things he said that I reckon he would most like to take back:
Seventh, the name for the device ("Pippin @World") is silly. Many non-computer literate people don't know what an "@" is.
Eighth, (and most importantly) Bandai has not studied the extent to which Americans are functionally illiterate. According to a 1993 study by the U.S. Department of Education, approximately 46-51% of the adults resident in the U.S. are considered functionally illiterate. Astounding but true. What this all means is that while a Pippin could be used as an ultra-expensive (in relative terms) game console device by these folks, they aren't about to do any serious Internet surfing.
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Mario Passos said 10:58PM on 5-28-2006
The name of the product was Pippin and not Pippen. It's visible on the photo.
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xSmurf said 7:32PM on 5-29-2006
It's really harsh to put the Pippen there... no wonder there were no titles for it, iirc it never made it to production apart from a few units in Japan.
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