Gates, to himself: It works! The mind control device the guys developed back at the lab actually works! Now that Jobs is obsessed by that annoying band, he'll dedicate the iPod design team to cranking out U2 themed iPod after U2 themed iPod, giving Microsoft a chance to catch up and produce a viable iPod killer!
Jobs: Neeuuugggh...
Update: we've removed the image due to a request from the original photographer. In the meantime, check out the pictures here.
[Thanks, kevin]
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
6-22-2006 @ 11:08AM
Brian said...
Bill: "You can make all the special iPods you want, but you'll never get a Time magazine cover with Bono like me and Melinda did. Suck it, Jobs!"
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6-22-2006 @ 11:11AM
Daniel D said...
Where was this? Im shocked you didn't any more like where it came from, uttlerly and truly shocked.
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6-22-2006 @ 11:16AM
Rich said...
(Steve Jobs) "I still can't believe people think we're running two rival companies when really it's secretly one big organisation - when do we tell them? I mean, really, when?"
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6-22-2006 @ 11:37AM
rcran said...
"Have some more wine..."
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6-22-2006 @ 11:38AM
Anndra said...
Steve: "Bill, take your hand OFF my knee."
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6-22-2006 @ 11:40AM
Doug said...
BFF
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6-22-2006 @ 11:43AM
Craig said...
Bill - "I'm worth more than you!"
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6-22-2006 @ 11:49AM
racco said...
Gates: "Yeah, were going with that dogs idea you mentioned. Windows 'Dalmation' should be ready for fall 2008"
Steve: "Nice one Bill, I told you animal names were the way to go!
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6-22-2006 @ 11:51AM
Andrew Harden said...
Gates: It was so obvious I couldn't even see it! If we just make the interface shiny, people will love it! I can't believe we wasted all that time on "security," what a bunch of morons!
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6-22-2006 @ 11:55AM
dombi said...
Jobs: Bill, we'll give you health benefits, dental and you'll get a 40K annual salary. Not to mention that our Apple Store customers would love to see someone from MS answering all the questions about Office for Mac. This is my last offer, please take the Genius Bar position at the Apple Store in Idaho...
Bill: I don't know Steve. This sounds wonderful. But I think I want to move away from computers. We had the toughest time with Vista. I think I'd rather leave before we release it. I will move somewhere where noone can find me, and become a painter. I love Picasso's work, i think I could some up with something like that myself.
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6-22-2006 @ 11:57AM
kevin said...
yay, i submitted this tip! thanks for posting this conrad.
daniel,
these were taken on Sunday, May 22, 2005, at the D3
Welcome Dinner. All Things Digital Wall Street Journal Executive Conference
Here are more photos of steve:
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581716
and check out these of bill gates.. look at his shirt!
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581067
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6-22-2006 @ 12:01PM
Jason said...
Steve to Gates: You know us working together has really been great. We've got Office on our Macs and we developed the new Vista OS for you! I really look forward to our future together
Steve to Himself: We will crush him yet! Never forget Steve, NEVER forgive!
Gates to Steve: Yeah it's really been great using all of your new innovations in Vista. Before we joined forces I never thought we would update windows ever again!
Gates to Himself: HAHA! I can't believe this guy is falling for the same trick again!! This is so great! I'm going to be the 1st and 2nd richest man in the world!
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6-22-2006 @ 12:04PM
John Cappiello said...
Jobs: "So then they try to tell me it will take more than 640K of RAM to properly run OS X!"
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6-22-2006 @ 12:06PM
john said...
Jobs: The answer to the question “is the glass half full or half empty” should be: It depends on whether you drank the first half or not! Ha… ha… ha….!
Gates thinking in his head: “At least I have full head of hair, ha…ha ..ha…!”
Seriously, can’t those two afford better shirts?
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6-22-2006 @ 12:06PM
kevin said...
check these out too
bill (silly)
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/542088/1/22470768
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/542088/1/22470776
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/542088/1/22470788
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/542088/1/22470798
steve (not silly)
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/542604/1
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581716
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6-22-2006 @ 12:07PM
Ender said...
Steve: "So I says to them, I says 'I don't give a damn about Chinese workers. Have 18-hour workdays! I need iPods so I can buy another ivory backscratcher!"
Bill: [laughing] "Ah, it's true, it's true. Poor people can suck it!"
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6-22-2006 @ 12:11PM
kevin said...
it looks like bill was doing a napolean dynamite spoof
these are great
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581067
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581067/1/24400557
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581067/1/24400933
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581067/1/24400973
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581067/1/24401037
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6-22-2006 @ 12:15PM
Stevie said...
In the Steve Jobs gallery where it shows pictures from the interview, there are 1 or 2 pictues of Gates with a huge grin on his face...it seems like the two men really admire each other and especially Gates admires Jobs
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6-22-2006 @ 12:22PM
shrimp said...
Jobs: "Let me tell you EXACTLY what makes Macs better. See it's because ..."
Gates: "Oh, geez, not again .."
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6-22-2006 @ 12:22PM
Stevie said...
i meant to put a link to a picture of the grin on Gates' face...here ya go:
http://d.smugmug.com/gallery/581716/4/24390071
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