Caption this! Jobs and Gates at the same table

Jobs: Maybe if I focus intensely on this empty wine glass it'll start vibrating to the tune of U2's Vertigo! Neuggghh, gneeuuugh...

Gates, to himself: It works! The mind control device the guys developed back at the lab actually works! Now that Jobs is obsessed by that annoying band, he'll dedicate the iPod design team to cranking out U2 themed iPod after U2 themed iPod, giving Microsoft a chance to catch up and produce a viable iPod killer!

Jobs: Neeuuugggh...

Update: we've removed the image due to a request from the original photographer. In the meantime, check out the pictures here.

[Thanks, kevin]

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Jobs: Maybe if I focus intensely on this empty wine glass it'll start vibrating to the tune of U2's Vertigo! Neuggghh, gneeuuugh...Gates,...

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NG5

JOBS: "If you are going to program your BYTES left to right, then we'll do ours right to left!!!"

July 13 2006 at 5:13 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Bill: I have more money than you!
Steve: Oh yea?! I have more zealots than you!

July 01 2006 at 9:55 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

I heard there's a photo out there with Steve Jobs and Bill Gates with an Eames Lounge Chair and Ottoman. Any idea where I can dig that photograph up?

June 24 2006 at 1:14 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

The Letter L

I'm a little confused. Am I living in Groundhog Day? Didn't MacUser.com run this same item two weeks ago?

http://www.macuser.com/humor/macuser_captionathon_when_bill.php

June 23 2006 at 12:45 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Ronald

jobs: LOL mac

gates: LOL mac..... rosoft

June 22 2006 at 8:22 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Gerald G

Steve: "OK Bill, I have bought your company from you, so its time for me tell you are not needed anymore!..... BUT! before you cry or commit suicide in front of me, there is a camera taking our photo so lets pretend to share a joke! Then after that you can make a mess of yourself outside"

5 minutes later: KABOOM!!!

June 22 2006 at 7:59 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

section8

Steve: "No, Bill you don't understand. The Wii will be infinitely better than the PS3."
Bill: "Steve, Steve, Steve. The PS3 pwns the Wii."

etc.

- or -

Steve: "Ok, Bill. That many iPods and MacBook Pros will cost you about $25,000. But I think I can bump that down some for ya, old buddy."

June 22 2006 at 7:31 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

dav

I have so much respect for both of those men.

June 22 2006 at 6:51 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

RichS

Jobs: I can't believe you forgot your wallet... AGAIN?!!!

June 22 2006 at 6:39 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply

Simon x

It's too bad the ISN'T steve jobs in the picture. Take alot at the other pics. It's some other scruffy dude.

June 22 2006 at 6:17 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply