Eight ways to kill someone with an iPod nano

What's hilarious is that Gizmodo is linking to this article and sort of acting like an ex-Marine actually wrote it.

Meh. I'm still waiting for the nano version of iStab.
http://rik.typepad.com/blog/2004/04/istab.html

Seriously amplify the output so it kills the person who is listen' to some tunes. I read somewhere a very loud sound (150+ dB) can cause death.

"Treat the Nano like a slice of cheese pizza in a deep, hot oven."

Is there disturbed intent behind the list? Nah. Is this well written satire? Well, not really. But #s 7 and 8, I think, do begin to get to he funny; the ironic commentary. A good effort none the less.

Oh, I don't know. #7 and #8 are funny. People need to lighten up a little bit.

When I saw this I thought... yes one of them must to be put bono on your iPod.

Yes, many teabags have staples.

hmm... I can think of alot more than eight

I'm amazed someone would think this would even be remotely funny. Not sure what's worse, if writing the article or promoting it through blogs all over the place. I'd say both.