Latest iPod remote accessory: an umbrella?

Where's all this tension coming from?! It's a silly story, so what?

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Kevin (#6): Who peed in your Cheerios this morning?

#6: Because it's supposed to be a joke. Y'know, humor? Something like this would most likely never fly in the real world. It's tricky, clunky and probably one of the weirdest UIs to get used to this side of [insert a mobile phone you hate here].

It was just a cool thing some hackers did with an iPod and an unlikely tool of every (rainy) day use. It's not a big deal Kevin.

Breathe.

david, if it's just a stupid hack then why are you hyping it up for griffin to come and check this "ingenious ipod remote"

I think it would be better as an antenna than a remote.

Justin, I'm assuming this thing does come w/ a bracket to mount the umbrella on the handle of a lawnmower.

Anyone else remember the story about some guy who got struck my lightning and it was supposedly caused by his iPod? I don't really care to hold a big lightning rod that happens to be hooked on either side of my brain. Count me out.

#1: It's just a hack, done by people who have fun seeing if they can make things do other things. They're just poking around, having a good time. Nothing more.

Breathe.

how can anyone think this is a good idea?

first, i thought apple users were of the mantra, "do one thing and do it well." so what else am i supposed to have my umbrella do besides keeping me from getting wet? control my ipod? yea, right.

second, i'm going to be moving my umbrella around. all around. regardless of whether or not i meant to increase or decrease volume. this is just going to be chock full of untintended user input. what then?

third, do i want to get fried holding my umbrella, embedded with circuitry, in the rain?

stupid.