Woz arrives via Segway for the Showtime event

Jeez, you people are douchebags.. Woz is a living legend whose toe-jam you are not worthy to freebase, so STFU. He's got more brains in one little finger than an entire Chelsea bar full of graphic designers and Flash developers.

So does Woz go to the front of the line.. or does he have to wait with everyone else?

Every time I see Mr Wozniak there seemes to be a little more of him. Perhaps he should less Segway and more sole.

Um... yeah, there's really nothing cool or hip about that... especially the helmet.

He doesn't look like the kind of guy who does too much walking.

I wonder how far he drove it in from.

Did he take it in the theater with him? Or are all public buildings in San Fran now required to have Segway valets?

Once again, Woz turns my stomach...

@kokernutz

The man has payed his dues to the modern history of geekdom. You gotta expect him to show off his toys a bit. Just wait till' hover chairs or something come out.

Plus, a Segway isn't really suitable for the mobility challenged. You have to be able to stand in order to use it and if it runs out of power, you're screwed.

He's driving a Segway with that $3,000 suit?! COME ON!