Ugly and pointless Visual Remote for iPod
Color me confused on this one. A company called Advanced Technetix, Inc has popped up out of nowhere and started a Consumer Products division to unleash a seemingly pointless and mighty unattractive product targeted at iPod users. Their website is barren except for contact info and a tag line that says "The Future is Coming." Well we have seen the future, and it is butt-ugly.The CEO is quoted in the press release as saying "The Visual Remote works with any version [*] of the iPod, does not require any batteries and features a backlit LCD display that enables iPod users to completely control their device from this very small, unobtrusive unit. We are currently developing a wireless version of the Visual Remote and expect to have that version of the product available shortly." Since the iPod already has a backlit LCD for navigation and is barely bigger than this monstrosity, I'm not sure why you'd need it.
Other selling points are said to include:
- Ability to control the iPod without removing it from your bag or pocket (because we know how strenuous a task that can be)
- Display allows for full menu functionality and control (just like if you took your iPod out of your pocket )
- Backlit LCD screen (just like your iPod has)
- Specially designed sound isolating earbuds (I hope they sound better than this thing looks)
- Draws minimal power from iPod (I'm hoping that's not marketing speak for "sucks battery life like a vacuum")
- Designed for easy one hand operations (much like your iPod)
- Easy to wear, comfortable fit (except for the fact that it's this ugly thing tethered to you and your iPod)
- Connects to all iPods via Dock Connector (so much for any* version)
- Great for exercise (think of all those calories you'll burn running away from the fashion police and the cool kids who want to beat you up just for sport)
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As a former long-time minidisc user, I too would appreciate an unobtrusive
and *reasonably priced* remote with display. Laurie and others can joke
about the difficulty of pulling your iPod out of the bag or pocket, but the
truth is, for many people, it could improve the experience.
That said, this is a disappointing offering after years of clamor for such a
product. If that's the final design, the cable between the iPod and remote
is so short as to be useless. Also, to my mind, the remote is oriented the
wrong way -- in other words, the bottom of the display should be the part
attached to the iPod. That's how I was used to my MD remote, anyway.
This thing's not pretty, but that's less important to me than its function
and price.
Finally, what the heck is with the two wires between the remote and
headphones? The headphone wire seems to have a T-connection, but I don't get
what that little wire connected to the middle of the remote is. Anyone?
Totally looks like a medical device. Hope I don't ever get the disease that that is prescribed for.
October 26 2006 at 2:12 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyAs long as it comes in the same size packaging as AppleCare, it's all good.
October 26 2006 at 11:33 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyhow hilarious 'running away from the fashion police', made me laugh, tragically :D
October 26 2006 at 9:00 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe idea for having a screen is great. Nonetheless, this could use some better design cues but how about writing better articles before you start bashing other people's hard work as "butt-ugly"?
October 26 2006 at 4:04 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI loved my minidisc remote. Very slim, and I especially loved the screen on it. I personally never had an issue with people trying to read what I was listening to. I don't think having a screen is the issue, the issue is this remote is huge... and fugly.
October 25 2006 at 11:51 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyback in the day when I had a mindisic player it came with a remote that had the song title scroll across it. And although that remote was infinitely cooler and sleeker than this one is, I found it to have one major flaw that was probably unintended: it displayed the track name! Now you may say "of course it did, that is its point" but I found that to be kind of embarrassing. You're in an elevator or walking down the street (NYC is very tightly packed and crowded) and everyone can easily see what song you're listening to. I found it so annoying that I stopped using it.
October 25 2006 at 11:36 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWell, you know what they say "any publicity is good publicity"... I'm sure they'll get a few more sales out of this post, and I doubt this stopped anyone who was already thinking about buying one from actually purchasing one... most people would probably come to the same conclusions on their own.
How about writing about products we might actually be interested in rather than bashing crappy products.
Walkmen, minidisk players, and other consumer electronics in Japan had these types of remote controls in the early nineties (and some still do), and they were very useful. If you are packed into a subway train like sardines, reaching into your bag or backpack every time you want to control your music is a pain. Using the little remote on the headphone cords, though, was very convenient.
Since the US has no national public transportation to speak of, and since y'all probably use your ipods in your big honkin' SUVs, I don't suppose that this sort of thing would be useful. But in Europe or Asia, this might be a very good idea.
It looks like it was designed by a company that makes medical devices. It is the similarity to an electric thermometer that would cause me to disregard it on the shelf. If it is being targeted at the 55+ age group then, Way to go!
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