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TUAW hands on: the simple joys of Koi Pond


About a week or so ago, I spent $0.99 at iTunes to pick up a copy of Koi Pond. With all the software that constantly moves onto and off of my iPhone, it should say something that over a week later, Koi Pond is still installed. It's a little treasure.

Koi Pond provides exactly the experience its title suggests: it puts a virtual Koi Pond onto your iPhone, allowing you to place plants and feed the fish. The fish in question swim around the screen and run away from the rippled waves you create when messing with the water. If you leave your finger still enough, eventually a koi or two will investigate and nibble on your finger before darting off on its pre-existing fishy business.

In theory, there is no point to Koi Pond. It's there to experience and enjoy. In practice, my elder children issue each other challenges: "Make the worst pond" (no fish, no plants, no sunlight, brown rocks, rotting food) or "Make the most psychotic koi" (one fish, sunlight, lots of splashing), etc.

For $0.99, it's a great deal on a little toy. Turn off autolock and cheerfully burn out your screen by sitting it on a stand on your desk. The fish will swim and burble ad infinitum. (It helps to have the iPhone docked while doing this.)

Koi Pond is available for iPhone and iPod touch. It costs $0.99 at the iPhone App Store.



About a week or so ago, I spent $0.99 at iTunes to pick up a copy of Koi Pond. With all the software that constantly moves onto and off...
 

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danielsdesk

All application marketplaces are usually filled with light, 'filler' apps for people testing the waters... Facebook's apps were mostly contrived and annoying when they first came out with it (though some will argue that they still haven't come out of that entirely yet)

August 28 2008 at 5:46 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jeff Brown

Again, no disrespect for Koi Pond. Clearly it is a pleasant distraction and the authors did a good job or it wouldn't be at the top of the app store.

But the fact that it is the TOP seller is sort of alarming to those who want a little more beef. With 2000 bad programs and no end in sight, all I see is brief and mildly positive revues of a few pretty dull apps. Where is the "Hey Apple - where are the REAL programs? Stop piling all this **** on us!". It's time for people to start giving them a little grief about it so they don't think everything is OK. Maybe they were just overwhelmed trying to roll out too much at once, but to me the App store(and all the nondisclosure nonsense, etc) needs fixing fast. Allow the iPhone to be great.

I'm old enough to remember Apple's stubbornness allowing Windows to get their foot in the door, and dread seeing it happen all over again...

August 27 2008 at 6:18 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ed

Clever but pointless

August 27 2008 at 2:56 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Marco F.

Most game consoles have simple, "useless" games when they are introduced, it's just a matter of learning the device. I think we'll see much more advanced stuff later on.
I ignored Koi Pond quite some time, but bit the bullet and bought it. And I must say it is a very nice application, which actually makes yourself relax if you look at the pond long enough.. just like sitting next to a real pond and dreaming away.... :)

August 27 2008 at 2:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
RamJaw

I sold my first-born on the black market so I could afford to buy a gun so that I could murder my family to collect money for Koi Pond.

August 27 2008 at 12:30 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ted

I murdered my family just so I could collect money for Koi Pond.

August 26 2008 at 9:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Stephen Lang

I bought an iPhone 3G just for Koi Pond.

August 26 2008 at 8:50 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Matt Burris

I use Koi Pond to show off to anyone 40 years of age or older that have never heard of an iPhone, or very little about it. Koi Pond never fails to impress them, and it's a hit with the kids, too. It's well worth the 99 cents.

August 26 2008 at 7:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Buckingham

I'm one of those who think 99% of the apps in the store are useless. That said, I don't think Koi Pond belongs to those. While it has no business use or any utility, it has some value to it. It's certainly a novelty app brings out some the device's capabilities.

Now how about that app that displays a drawing of a mouth? :)

August 26 2008 at 7:12 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
totoro

Depends what you consider "useless" I suppose.
I find Koi Pond to be a lovely little program. As "useless" as computer wallpaper maybe, or ringtones.

Depends on what you consider "innovative" for what is basically an iPod Phone, too.

August 26 2008 at 6:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Kai Cherry

Hi Jim :)

August 26 2008 at 9:00 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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