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Whip it! Whip it good! Pocket Jockey for iPhone is spanktastic

When this app made it into the TUAW mailbox this afternoon, it raised a bit of a ruckus. You'll see why if you continue to the video in the second half of the post.

Pocket Jockey (click opens iTunes) is a US$0.99 horse-racing game that can provide a workout while you play. You can race against friends or the iPhone three different ways:

  • Jump up and down while holding the iPhone in front of your face, then "whip" your horse by flicking the screen.
  • Bouncing your legs like you're on the back of a horse after putting the iPhone in your back pocket. You can, ahem, whip the horse by spanking yourself.
  • Tap the screen, and whip the horse by flicking the screen.

Multiplayer mode works with another player who is on the same WiFi network. Be sure to watch the video to get a feel for how the app works; TUAW is not responsible for injuries incurred while playing this game (or, for that matter, ridicule incurred).

There's no word on whether or not you can help your opponent's horse run faster by spanking her or him. We leave this as an exercise to the reader.

Here's the demonstration video. Depending on your workplace standards, it may or may not be completely SFW.





When this app made it into the TUAW mailbox this afternoon, it raised a bit of a ruckus. You'll see why if you continue to the video in the...
 

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ill trooper

Spanking the phone? hmmm...

"I don't know where these micro-fine cracks in my iphone backing are coming from..."

November 16 2008 at 4:27 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
larry Friedman

You should probably remember to remove your rings before playing this.

November 16 2008 at 1:23 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Taylor

To reference the song in the title of this article...
those two in the demo are the Girl I Want.

November 16 2008 at 6:04 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Noah Ramon

The wrongness assails my senses.

November 15 2008 at 4:54 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Galley

Best product demo video ever!

November 15 2008 at 8:22 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
the old man

This the first TUAW article that literally made me LOL.

"You can, ahem, whip the horse by spanking yourself."

Priceless.

November 15 2008 at 1:28 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Baboonmaster

lol. srsly? this is a horrible alibi for guys to arbitrarily spank iPhone-owning girls. how in the world did this make it thru the App Store without at least one legit word processing app (similar to MS word) or anything like that? sorry, but i'd take working on a term paper on a bus over randomly slapping a girl....

November 14 2008 at 11:19 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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superpixel

Of course, you could mix T9 and slap-to-enter text. "SlapWriter" is born!

November 14 2008 at 11:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Norman

Nobody believes you if you're not married to another male ;) haha.
It's totally stupid, but some things in life are stupid AND very good at the same time ;P

November 15 2008 at 2:50 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
PK

LOL - they had me at "5...3...4."

November 14 2008 at 10:52 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
grifmusic

wouldn't this be more fun wearing only underwear?

November 14 2008 at 8:58 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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SpeechPro

In the next version, you take a snapshot of what you're wearing. Advanced clothing recognition algorithm provides feedback -- the less you wear, the faster your little horsey goes. Bonus points for removing clothing while underway.

November 15 2008 at 1:19 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
VeganTnT

So, if I see a pretty girl with an iphone in her back pocket i'm now allowed to slap her ass?

All I have to say is "Oh I'm sorry miss, I thought you were a Pocket Jockey"?

November 14 2008 at 8:14 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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