Sausage stylus comes to the US
It was a little less than a month ago when news broke of a South Korean company called CJ Corporation noticing a sharp increase in sales of their frozen sausages. CJ did some digging around and it turned out the good people of South Korea were using their sausages as iPhone styluses. Someone who was sick of taking their gloves off in the cold Korean winter to use their iPhone found out that the sausages were electrostatically compatible with the iPhone's touch screen, and nearly as effective as using a human finger.South Korea is one of the most technologically advanced countries on the planet. Anything they're doing, we want. And now we can have it. CaseCrown, a company that sells iPhone cases, has acquired a large shipment of the Korean sausages. They are on sale for a limited time for only 99 cents (down from $3.99). So if you don't mind carrying a mixture of dubious quality meat around in your pocket and live in a cold area, the iPhone Sausage Stylus may be just right for you! The sausage stylus is compatible with all iPhone and iPod touch models.
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It’s always amazed me, that people, specifically journalist, can actually climax over ridiculous stuff like this meat stylus, yet when hearing of a literal BILLION dollar stylus, such as the SUPER-SOFT-TOUCH stylus seen at http://clg3.com/7.html - they don’t even contact the individual. Who, in their right mind, would want to carry an eventual smelly meat stylus around with them, in which, on top of it all, is only productive at the North Pole, not to mention, in no way works as effortlessly, or well as the SOFT-TOUCH stylus seen on that link?? Everyone? Get a grip.
March 24 2010 at 8:15 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI've used the end (well where its chopped off at harvest) of a cucumber a couple of times -works just fine! Feels better to walk around with sometihing in your pocket thats not made of meat.
I'll take preorders now!
mmm Pogo Stylus sound a lot nicer... At least Shaky the cat will let you use the iphone...
March 05 2010 at 2:05 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replythe padded parts of a cat's paw also work for iphone navigation
March 05 2010 at 12:08 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply"Here Kitty, Kitty...I need to use my iPhone." Unfortunately, my cat (named Shakespeare, Shaky for short) would soon become uncooperative.
March 05 2010 at 1:38 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI'll still prefer my pogo sketch stylus, thanks. Same functionality and doesn't leave greasemarks. Why do the koreans want to reinvent the wheel..
March 05 2010 at 11:40 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyFunny and gross. Nothing like carrying around uncooked meat. I don't think I want my iPhone or clothes to smell like rotten meat.
March 05 2010 at 11:55 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replythe sausage is ready to eat, so it's cooked.
March 05 2010 at 1:57 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyWill we have to use a polish sausage with the ipad? Would a "lil' smokie" work as a portable mini pocket stylus. I can see it now, Jobs said no stylus's... this is not a stylus, this is the iMeat and iMeat Nano.
March 05 2010 at 11:27 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyAnybody else wondering what makes the Korean sausages' meat so special that it's the only one that works? Soylent Green anyone?
March 05 2010 at 11:23 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply+1 for the Soylent Green reference.
March 05 2010 at 1:12 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe question is, how long will it last before going rancid?
March 05 2010 at 11:14 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replyas I have replied above to another asking about taste, this thing actually DON'T require refrigeration.
so the shelf life is long enough.
This is just too funny...
March 05 2010 at 11:13 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHot Apps on TUAW
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