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Pyramid-shaped table with iPod dock makes you look like a tool

Do you miss the 1980s? Want all your friends to assume you still think it's cool to shop at the Spencer's in your local mall? Then I highly suggest you buy this pyramid-shaped multi-media table with iPhone integration. The table combines two speakers and an iPhone dock into what looks like a rejected production model of the Death Star before the Empire realized that planets are round.

The table is actually called "Horus" and you can buy it from designer Stephane Thivend. The base of Horus is made from colored concrete and the LED light is available in twenty-four different colors. Contact the designer for price info.

Future Fashion Magazine thinks this table looks "very much like a typical coffee table" until "closer inspection" when you find that, hey yeah, above that glaring neon LED, I can plug my iPhone in! Sorry, but Horus only looks like a typical coffee table to a Borg. No one is going to confuse it with mom's.

[via bornrich]

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Jeff

"neon LED"? Someone failed Chemistry . . .

April 29 2010 at 3:40 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
artifex

Sorry, Michael, but this belongs in a Sharper Image catalog instead :)

April 29 2010 at 2:02 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
ak

The table is fugly as hell, might make a nice present to your neighbourhood mason though.

April 29 2010 at 12:11 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
josef

make the concrete the same color like aluminium macbooks and it will look like pure win :)

oh and make the top of the pyramid rotate and shoot laz0rs!

April 29 2010 at 11:47 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GHMason

Kneel before Zod's table

April 29 2010 at 10:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
GHMason

Kneel before Zod's table

April 29 2010 at 10:27 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jamus

Reminds me of furniture out of "The Immortal" movie. Weeeiiird.

April 29 2010 at 9:43 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
alphaman

"No one is going to confuse it with mom's."

Your mom is boring. Her's is probably made of dead trees, right? 8)

April 29 2010 at 9:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
hmcnally

Jackie Treehorn got one of these to update his lounge...

http://cuboidal.org/lebowski-treehorn/images/9-dudeinvestigating.jpg

April 29 2010 at 7:47 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Mike

The LCD in the background with the fire is mad cool :). Very clean.

- Mike
http://hpslatetalk.com

April 29 2010 at 6:31 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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