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Apple announces new logo

Well mark this a win in the "Stick it to Apple Corps" column: According to TheMacObserver, Apple today unveiled a brand new corporate logo, replacing the legendary bitten apple that Mac fans have grown to recognize and love. From TMO: "'We look forward to moving forward under our new corporate identity," said Apple vice president Phil Schiller in a statement. 'This gives us the opportunity to start our marketing off with a clean slate.'"

Here, here. I'm digging it, though I'm a bit skeptical that a birthday cupcake-like design may eventually get, I don't know, old. And what happens when Apple reaches 50 or 60 and starts to want to avoid birthday celebrations like some guy going through a mid-life crisis? Then what? It'll be constantly reminded every day that it's getting old and is no longer the energetic, motorcycle-drivin' ladies man it used to be.

Whatever. I'm sure Apple knows what it's doing...it just feels like the company is getting a tattoo that ten years down the road, when its arm is all wrinkly and the tattoo looks like a garbled drawing on a wet scrunched up rag, it's gonna regret it -- and no acid in the world could burn it off.

Well, good luck Apple. Here's to the future!

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DJ

Looks like somebody took a bite out of steve job's arm and chopped off his head. Blood is getting all over his turtle neck!!

April 02 2006 at 3:10 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Matt

I totally agree with Comment 22, far too many people on here who've got nothing better to do than complain, moan and piss people off.

I don't see those people coming up with anything of any worth

April 02 2006 at 6:02 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
kb

OHHH, its a cupcake? I thought it was a black turtleneck...

April 01 2006 at 11:43 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
iFelix

He he.

Nice one.

April 01 2006 at 3:44 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Azhar

ignore comment 22.

April 01 2006 at 3:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Azhar

Has anyone noticed that the TUAW logo has changed. well done...

April 01 2006 at 2:49 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Lee

I COMPLETELY agree with the poster above me.

April 01 2006 at 2:04 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Owen Bronson Marmorek

April Fools' jokesare always too obvious! I have yet to see a believable one!

April 01 2006 at 1:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
IHateAssholeCommenters

You know what would be an awesome april fools joke? If annoying whiny commenters would shut the hell up.

I realize I'm inciting a flamewar, but I think this needs to be said:

Don't ruin the community with your wealth of contentless whining. If you want to whine about something, there's already a community for that, it's called Digg. If you're going to hate on something, just don't post. We don't need it.

Lucky TUAW, most readers don't read comments, and realize how childish other readers of TUAW are.

April 01 2006 at 1:29 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
LD

Hey, has anyone mentioned April Fools yet?

Dipshits.

April 01 2006 at 1:22 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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