Getting a human representative at 1-800-MY-APPLE
Have you called the Apple 800 number lately? At the other end of the line, an insanely chipper robot will try to "help you" connect to the most appropriate department. Mr. Roboto is fiendishly positive, with an upbeat approach to getting you the help you need.The problem is that this robot isn't really very good at his job. He has a tendency to go off on long monologues about the glories of Apple online support options. Go on, give Apple a call and you'll see what I mean.
You can bypass this robot. Here's how. After the robot answers, wait for him to get to his first break and say "Customer Service Representative." The robot will confirm that he'll soon place you in touch with a real human being. He'll then ask you to clarify what topic you're calling about.
This is a trick. Do not respond with a topic. Apple will do practically anything to keep you from proceeding to a more expensive human service representative. They'd rather provide you with speech-synthesized rambles about the glories of particular online FAQs and help pages. They want to help you to "help yourself," i.e. keep costs down.
So, say something strange. Something like "Gallupping Butterflies" or "Indigenous Bicycle Dinosaurs." Make sure that your topic cannot be understand by Mr. Roboto. Once you've stymied him, he'll finally forward you to a real customer service representative.
Of course, the customer service rep may insist on asking you all sorts of questions about whether you are using a Mac or a "PC computer" before routing you on a few more times. Even if you're just calling about a simple Apple Gift Card. (Yes, the example is drawn from real life.) Still, your chances of making a solution happen quickly are often better when you deal with a real person-to-person encounter, and now you know how.
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Hmmm. My experiences calling Apple over the past year have all been great. In addition to being one of the only companies I call that seems willing to hire knowledgeable professionals for their call center, the Apple IVR has always been quick and painless for me. Generally speaking an IVR is actually trying to direct your call to the right group somewhere around the world best equipped to help you. As annoying as 'playing along' with that may be, I've come to feel that answering the questions usually produces better results than fighting with the things. I'd rather say "Mac" a couple times and be transferred to the right person than be clever and say "Sad Panda" so that I could wait on hold and be transferred around some more.
April 26 2010 at 10:41 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI called recently and was pleasantly surprised. The robot was the most user-friendly, pleasant (if such things can be), and efficient one I've encountered in quite awhile. After telling him/it what I wanted I was connected promptly to a very helpful human--again, one of the most friendly, pleasant and efficient ones I've encountered of late. I wish all customer support calls I've made had gone like this one.
April 15 2010 at 12:00 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyApple actually uses Interactions, a company based in Indianapolis, to handle customer service calls. And they are LIVE humans behind each prompt, abd they select a response upon hearing your requests.(they cannot speak to you however) So whatever random things you might say is actually heard by the human.
April 15 2010 at 7:11 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply#tuawfail
Every time I've called Apple I've been connected with a live person. Being put on hold rarely causes me to wait for than a couple of minutes, and I've never had to deal with a robo-voice.
Seriously? All this discussion/griping/mulling, even this articles very existence, and no one tried pressing "0".
Press "0" once, and robot will ask where you want to be directed. If you still don't feel like talking, press "0" again, and you get sent right to an agent.
Pretty much every automated systems can be bypassed by pressing "0". It's set up that way for accessibility concerns. Most make you double "0", but it's still not *that* hard.
Make sure that your topic cannot be understand
Seriously? you guys need better writers. and topics.
I've never had a problem calling Apple. The automated system works great for me and I love the Beatles music they play while I'm on hold. When I talk to tech support they've always been nothing but nice and helpful. Is it abnormal to have Apple programmed into my phone? National line is the cell phone under the contact and my local store is set to the home number.
April 14 2010 at 11:31 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe. Worst. Phone. System. In. The. World. is ATT.
If you have combined billing (which I *had*) you get to talk to a horrible bot who can't understand when I say "pay my bill". I want to strangle that b-tard every time I call.
OTOH, the female bot on the wireless ATT side is actually sensible. She asks you to punch in a number - that way she knows what you want without pretending that she can understand plain english.
1800MYAPPLE? I've never had a problem there.
(Or a problem with MacMall, either)
I've also had no problems getting a live service rep. In fact, due to vacillating on my order yesterday, I needed two reps and spent an extended time with the first sorting out credit issues with their financing offers. Not only did I get the rep quickly (on a morning when a major product announcement was made), but he probably spent 45 minutes to an hour straightening things out, and gave me his name and direct line before the first time he had to transfer me.
Stellar service all around. Other companies may try to drive you away, but Apple's is genuinely just seeing if you can indeed do things yourself to save everyone time. The reps answer quickly and certainly don't make any attempt to keep their call time down artificially.
People should also be reminded that Apple was all set to open a call center in India a few years back. Steve looked at it and the quality on the eve of opening and canceled it. Apple takes its customer care very seriously.
http://news.cnet.com/Apple-hangs-up-on-India-call-center/2100-1047_3-6079967.html
All I do is hit zero. 'Mr. Roboto' gets mad and lets you talk to a person.
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