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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Brian said 1:13PM on 2-27-2006
BEST. SATIRE. EVER.
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Edsel said 1:14PM on 2-27-2006
I'M CRYING.......ROFLMAO+PIMP!!!!
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Alex said 1:15PM on 2-27-2006
So so so true
I actually want to hold one of them - just to laugh.....
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Graham said 1:16PM on 2-27-2006
What was the point of all that! All it does it shoot ya! It doesn't make breakfast at all!
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BIO said 1:17PM on 2-27-2006
OMG! This video is the best I've even seen...LoL!
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Rick said 1:23PM on 2-27-2006
I think it's fabulous that they used an Alanis photo in there. I want that iPod Special Edition :)
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Jakub Pawlowicz said 1:26PM on 2-27-2006
God save Apple... :-)
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racco said 1:36PM on 2-27-2006
its funny coz its true! :)
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Aaron said 2:03PM on 2-27-2006
Laugh because it's funny, cry because it's true...
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Nick Ziavras said 2:20PM on 2-27-2006
Whatever this is sooooo stupid. Microsoft sells to the business community and rapes (monopoly and all). Apple screwed up royally on the business side. Well Steve moved the company away from business. When steve took over (second time) the comapny had 9 % of the market and then those ugly clamshelled things came out (making business men and women run towards IBM and any other clone). Anyways Apple needs a black laptop or desktop to compete in business. It sounds stupid but they do...
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kevin said 2:31PM on 2-27-2006
nick, did the point to this video just go right over your head?
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Brad Bergeron said 2:34PM on 2-27-2006
This is by far the best thing TUAW has posted in a few weeks. I never really paid much attention to packaging of software and hardware before I switched. This definately communicates the difference between Apple and Microsoft, or should I say simplicity and brain surgery.
Kudos, TUAW for posting this video, and a big thank you to the creator.
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Edsel said 2:35PM on 2-27-2006
Sorry Nick (#9), it's not the color of your computer that counts, it's what's inside that counts. Twenty years with Microsoft, MS-DOS 2.0 > Windows XP, before that CPM, COBOL, FORTRAN. When Apple announced their switch to a UNIX environment I bailed MS & embraced an adult operating environment. Kids graduating with computer engineering degrees today know UNIX & will push UNIX wherever they work.
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Nick Z said 2:44PM on 2-27-2006
I use both pc and mac... i have never seen a microsoft box...except for the not bad looking mac office stuff. Whatever microsoft doesnt need a nice box because its a standard for everything with that macarroni code from 1986. Did people forget what the xbox looked like (the packaging looked nicer). They can't make beautiful designs for their products why bother making a pleasant box.
http://www.microsoft.com/mscorp/ads/tv.asp
Now this is funny...
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Nick Z said 2:46PM on 2-27-2006
Kids graduating with computer engineering degrees today know UNIX & will push UNIX wherever they work.
Those kids don't have aenough money to buy a mac...
And are usually insanely cheap when it comes to technology (going for the most power to $). Thats why amd survived the 90s....
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Ken A. said 3:07PM on 2-27-2006
errr Nick Z. Unix is not just expensive like a mac with OS X.... the poor college kids can install a distro of linux or FreeBSD on their current windows machines for free.
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SubGenius said 3:16PM on 2-27-2006
Great Video!
Ironically, Engadget had a story today on 6! flavors of vista M$ is going to be peddling.
Vista Starter
Vista Home Basic
Vista Home Premium
Vista Business
Vista Enterprise
Vista Ultimate
Wow the Windows marketing department has been working overtime!
I can't wait to see Leopard at the WWDC.
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fra said 3:49PM on 2-27-2006
God almighty
That
Rocked!
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Scott said 4:23PM on 2-27-2006
Oh my God, they forgot the UPC symbol!
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yoharryo said 4:42PM on 2-27-2006
nice find scotty. Love the music
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