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Mark D. said 5:59PM on 12-11-2006
"And lo a child was born with the mark of the Jobs, one who would lead the Delicious Fruit of the Valley to a dominent market share, and release many of thy wildest technical imagining upon the world."
-19:84 The Book of Jobs
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Macobyte said 7:22PM on 12-11-2006
The Book of Jobs, OSX version
Excerpt from chapter 19, verses 77 thru 84:
77.And the prophet Jobs spoke to his followers after the cancer had been stricken from his body, 78."Listen, for my time in this world is soon to end. I am sending a child to lead you when I am gone. You will know him by my mark, which will appear on his back. 79.When the child has come of age, my brother Schiller will hand the throne over to him, and the people of the Mac will look upon him as they do on me, and they will be happy again. 80.And the child will lead my people to the dominant market share they have sought for so long."
81.It was not long after this that the great prophet Jobs grew old and gray, and then died. 82.For seven years a cloud of darkness settled over Silicon Valley, and though it was not as dark a cloud as the one which had appeared in the 1990s, there was still much crying out and weeping of mothers as their children were taken, forced to use Windows Vista Ultimate Home Office Edition Service Pack 45 Release Candidate 3 Public Beta. 25 percent of these children turned fully from the Mac platform, and as the prophet Wosniak had proclaimed many years before, many Apple Stores were scorched by the fire of unbelievers during the dark time.
83.But a woman with child, was visited by the fallen angel Copland, who told her that she would give birth to a son, the savior of the Mac users. 84.And lo, a child was born with the mark of the Jobs, one who would lead the Delicious Fruit of the Valley to a dominent market share, and release many of thy wildest technical imagining upon the world.
Amen. This is a joke, by the way, and in no way is meant to be sacrilegious or blasphemous, and if you think it is and you feel the need to criticize me, go sit in front of your TV for an hour and then see if it's really so bad.
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tundraboy said 7:29PM on 12-11-2006
That child is actually Bill Gates' kid.
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Aaron said 7:43PM on 12-11-2006
Is it safe to say that this baby paves the way for virus free children, with almost perfect form factors, not to mention the beautiful software running inside?
Time to cue the "I for one... overlord" jokes!
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MikeyM---Big Mac Geek said 8:35PM on 12-11-2006
It is such a fake! Haven't you guys used photoshop? If not you are truly disgraces to the mac os, and don't deserve to post anything on this site! Someone used the "burn" tool in CS 1 or 2, which makes things darker. It is so obvious.
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Tony said 9:15PM on 12-11-2006
well, i am not a Photoshop expert. but if its real, i hope that baby doesn't get sue by Jobs. haha
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SubGenius said 10:37PM on 12-11-2006
Ahhh! Something I don't have in my Apple collection!
When will he be on eBay?
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Serge said 11:24PM on 12-11-2006
Macobyte : lol ! ;-)
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Matt said 11:57PM on 12-11-2006
It looks like an exciting new product, and as always Apple has found a way to integrate innovation with classic design. Definitely worth the nine month wait since the first announcement!
That said, and all due respect to the development team, I think I'll wait for the first round of firmware updates before I rush out and buy one. I have a feeling this product is going to be susceptible to more viruses than most Apple products.
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Geoff said 12:06AM on 12-12-2006
It's a Becker's nevus ... I've got one. Poor kid, it'll be covered in coarse black hair by the time he hits puberty.
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Marco Senf said 5:31AM on 12-12-2006
I think its a fake. It should habe been chinese.
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Anndra said 7:09AM on 12-12-2006
Third coming surely :-?
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McBain said 9:43AM on 12-19-2006
Do you think they named him Adam?
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