iPhone Tech Talks

Agreed. Boycott the Apple Developer Connection until they are actually willing to work with developers.

All developers should just boycott these sessions. Take a stand.

Let's hope these talks aren't like the video from the WWDC session. Basically mostly advertisement, and a run down on published specs. Bleh. Ideally... firmware update by then.

I can just imagine the Q&A sessions:

Q: "When's the SDK coming, so we can write proper apps rather than dorky web pages?"

A: "No comment. Next question, to you in the front row, sir."

Q: "I'd like an SDK too."

A: "No comment. To you in the far corner."

Q: "Native code runs 600x faster than JavaScript. Why can't we do it?"

A: "No comment. You, sir, in in the back row."

Q: "Can we at least put links to our web "apps" on the SpringBoard?"

A: "No comment. Er, you, in the middle, looking less hostile."

Q: "I'd like to attend WWDC in 2008 and learn UIKit. Will that be possible?"

A: "No comment. To, er, the guy sitting next to the one with the bucket of tar, feathers, and book titled 'How to lynch an Apple Rep.'"

Q: "Why should you get to make the cool iPhone apps and not us?"

A: "No comment. Over to you, ma'am, near the exit."

Q: "Hi, my name's Erica, and I'm hosting a class on iPhone Objective-C Programming in the next room. I can show you how to make apps that not only sing, but dance the Cha Cha. Who wants to come?"

[Everyone stands up and leaves the room, leaving Apple Rep looking lonely.]

what, non in L.A.

Ludicrous...