ZOMG MySpace vs iTunes

Ohai ZOMG. Realz! MySpace can has fab nu Music cheezburger. Wurks with iPod, all 4 awzom Muzik labels! Dayz wil haz MP3 for $$. "MySpaceMusic" so kyoot! Universal Music/MySpace fwends -- bai bai "copyright-infringement lawsuit" for realz. iTunes ftl. MySpace ftw. kthxbai.
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Ohai ZOMG. Realz! MySpace can has fab nu Music cheezburger. Wurks with iPod, all 4 awzom Muzik labels! Dayz wil haz MP3 for $$....
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There was an article by Jon Longoria at theReformed (source: http://www.thereformed.org/2008/04/24/apple-wins-by-the-numbers/ ) regarding MySpace's challenger music service to Apple's iTunes which was a follow-up to his original article (source: http://www.thereformed.org/2008/04/07/myspace-gambles-big-on-lost-cause/ ). Jon makes a good case on the probable outcome of MySpace vs iTunes.
I mean, we all know how great myspace is about keeping our passwords and emails safe... I can't imagine using my credit card ANYWHERE on myspace, screw that.
February 21 2008 at 6:28 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplySomeone mod the parent down.
February 21 2008 at 11:57 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyOK, the translation posted earlier is spot-on, however, the POINT seems to be missed by the people freaking out.
This is Erica making fun of the people on MySpace. She's using this style of writing to underline that the potential audience for this new venture is comprised of socially-inept idiots and tweens, and that it will be little challenge to iTunes because this crowd can barely string together a decent sentence, let alone be trusted with a music service.
Maybe some of the humorless fuddy duddies need a Baby Boomer translation:
"Dig it, man! MySpace is groovin' on that far-out download vibe. It's a gas, man! They're getting hopped up so you can get your tunes from all the fatcats for a little scratch. Universal and MySpace did some lip flappin', MySpace asked, "What's your bag, man?" and they got over their bogus trip and now everything is boss. iTunes is in MySpace's slam book now. `Later, Alligator!"
I could do one for Gen X, but I'd rather not relive my 80s experience right now.
You acknowledge the post was comprised of sub standard communication used by inept twits and teens (I'm paraphrasing here) yet you make fun of the adults who didn't understand it? It was amusing at best, but the humor was lost on the core audience. Not all jokes hit their mark, oh well. Though this post, really hit the mark on creating a dialog.
By the way, what is LOL cats?
Well, my point is that youth culture always has its own language. Whether you were a teenager in the 1940s, 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s, or 21st century, there's a lingo that you share with your peers that exists solely to make adults shake their heads and look at you as if you're from outer space.
And then we adopt half of those words and their spellings into our common language.
Don't be surprised if in 30 years, we're all saying "realz" instead of "for real."
And to answer your question: LOLcats are the odd Internet phenomenon in which pictures of cats are captioned with a language that has been dubbed "kitty pidgin" so that it appears the cats are saying something cute and relevant to the image. An example would include a cat looking hopeful, with the caption, "I can haz cheezburger?"
It started on 4chan (a very odd website in the first place) and spread from there. It's actually quite an old phenomenon (in Internet terms, meaning about 10 years), and some claim they were doing it in newsgroups before it became common on 4chan, though the person responsible for starting it has yet to be tracked down (and beaten).
Come on, guys! I'm in my late 30s, and I know about it! Do you only frequent the Wall Street Journal and SophisticatedLaceDoilies.com or are you actually on the Internet for any length of time?
It's actually winding down now. The charm has worn off, and so Erica-- and others-- use the combination of kitty pidgin and txtchat (or whatever you want to call the abbreviated English kids use on their mobile phones when text messaging each other) to "take the piss out of them". as the Britons say.
Now, using that when you're not a member of that community is a way to underline that people like that make us crazy, and that the Internet is a source of much madness and stupidity.
And hey-- My generation had such gems as "Gag me with a spoon" -- We all have our embarrassing generational lingo.
Twenty-three skidoo!
WTF? is that Klingon?
LOL
Giant heh! @ the freaktards who have forgotten how to laugh :-)
LMAO OMG WTF STFU!!!
February 20 2008 at 8:42 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHoly hell... there should be a translation below this.
February 20 2008 at 8:28 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplySomething is seriously wrong with this post...
Damn MySpace. The next thing you know they'll be trying to steal my bucket!
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