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The requisite announcement mashup

by Mike Schramm Feb 1st 2010 at 5:00PM

With every Apple event, we need someone to go in and edit together all of the reality distortion field generators, and this time, it's Neil Curtis, who has cut together most of the "amazing," "great," and "beautiful" adjectives from last week's keynote. Unfortunately, we don't have empirical data (anyone want to actually count up all of them?), but it sure seems to me like "great" and "gorgeous" had a big increase this time around, and "incredible" and "terrific" didn't show up quite so much as previous events.

Also: no boom? Did we not get a single "boom" at all? It was a little more serene demonstration than usual, with Steve lounging on a chair to show off how comfy it is to browse the 'net on the iPad, but the A4 processor didn't inspire a single "boom"? That's disappointing.

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surfeast

There is a lot of blacklash on this product. While it won't be a fail as much as Apple TV it may not be a win either.

February 02 2010 at 6:10 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jo

Am I the only that gets freaked out everytime I see Forstall say 'Just DO!' and look at you reaaaally creepily?

February 01 2010 at 8:34 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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Jeffro

No! That freaked me out too! I thought he was going to say "Just Do It" then he stopped short. Weird moment.

February 02 2010 at 11:15 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Nineteen88

Makes you wonder how much Kool-Aid they drink a day.

Apple does have a philosophy, I believe they have rules of their own, & the way they introduce their products is truly magical.

February 01 2010 at 7:59 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Bill

I do remember a boom. Perhaps when Steve bought the Kennedy book.

February 01 2010 at 6:57 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Sauri

Amazing :)

February 01 2010 at 6:41 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Ned

I'm entirely ignorant as to whether or not this can be done... but would it be possible to embed TUAW's YouTube videos using HTML5 rather than Flash?

February 01 2010 at 5:13 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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pika2000

BOOM!... Oh wait.

February 01 2010 at 5:09 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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