The King Midas of iPads redefines excess

I am buying this thing....where's these one available?

It's 22 carat gold. That's very soft. Gold is not a durable metal. If it's an outer plating than it's very easy to scratch. If it's a replacement back plate, then one hard tap and it's dinged. I'd hate to see this dropped on the floor.

No, scratch that, I'd love to see it dropped on the floor. If you have too much money then just give it to me, don't be stupid like this.

Obviously you've never priced food in bulk before. ;) Just contract directly with the factory. Discounts are substantial. Also shipping by cargo container is very cheap per pound. Purchase a significantly large quantity and you could easily get the gummy bear price after delivery to well under $2/lb, so by my estimates you could get closer to 50 tons, which based on established scaling factors is enough snacks for a LAN party of 240,000 college students (provided that everyone also brings $5 for pizza.

Now that we got that sorted away, does anyone know a bank that would finance $190,000 for a kick@$$ LAN party?

LOL. I wonder if anybody would do this with, say, an HPalm WebOS tablet? It's already been done with the Microsoft Courier somewhere in vaporware-land...

I hope for that price it comes with a clock app and calculator app.

I'm pretty sure that a seven series is cheaper than that. Sure you could get the 760Li with all the options and stuff but for $190,000 you'd still have some change. You could get the maseratie Quattroporte Sport GT and have them customize it and have every option installed and mabye spend $190,000 because my dads Quattroporte Sport GT was only $150,000 and that has quite a few options

Hell! Shit like this is what gives MANKIND a bad name.

The whole back casing is gold? how *heavy* is that? Or is it just a thin plating? (cheapskate...)

That's awesome - not as awesome as their Luxury Macbook Air - Supreme Fire Edition!! http://stuarthughes.com/newdawn/product_info.php?products_id=83

this is slightly excessive