Rumors in Limericks: iPad 2 Media Event
The iPad 2 rumor du jour
Says the invites will go out the door
For Wednesday, March 2nd
Media will be beckoned
If true iPad 2, zut alors!
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The iPad 2 rumor du jour Says the invites will go out the door For Wednesday, March 2nd Media will be beckoned If true iPad 2, zut alors!
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You guys are a bunch of poets and don't know it!
February 23 2011 at 1:05 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThat's about the lamest use of pixels I've seen in a long time. So is this comment.
February 23 2011 at 8:23 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThe new iPad launches in weeks
To the amazement (or rage) of the geeks
"Just a big iPod touch
It doesn't do much"
Yeah, except make my bank account leak.
Ipad 2 I want to own
Oh harken to the startup tone
To get some cash I'll ask the Crone
and get my iPad, C'est si bon!
©Rego
you turned Bon into Bone... haha
February 22 2011 at 8:07 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyThis site has the most rude comments ever. I love TUAW and it is my favorite site to get apple news. If you hate the rhymes that much then why do you continue to come back to this site. Please don't your rude comments are not welcomed. TUAW keep up the great work!
February 22 2011 at 3:35 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyComments are supposed for discussing the topic at hand. Not to critique to the author's writing skills.
February 22 2011 at 7:16 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyJordan, you rock! We're working on a new commenting system to be unveiled this year that will help with mean comments and reward awesome people like you :)
February 22 2011 at 7:23 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplySeriously, TUAW. Please, please, please can we stop with the kitsch poems? Good journalism should never be in lyrical form (apart from ’The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: The Musical’, which would be excellent).
February 22 2011 at 3:09 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyNo, we cannot. Jon Stewart said so.
February 22 2011 at 7:22 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyiPad 2 out soon rumors mole
Propels Apple up greasy pole
But think on a second
Before you are beckoned
Will it fill up the hole in your soul?
The iPad 2 rumors abound
No Retina display by the sound
Macbook Pros overdue
Where's my iPad 2
Liquid Metal to weigh but a pound.
The only way to not interpret this as an approximate rhyme is to read it with a Canadian accent. I'm slightly disappointed.
February 22 2011 at 1:49 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Reply"jour" rhymes with "pour", not "door".
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