It's a pity that they don't feature a doorway that lets you crawl inside his brain, but the ever-fascinating John Malkovich is the star of two new "Celebrity Siri" ads. Previous ads have featured Zooey Deschanel and Samuel L. Jackson chatting with Apple's iPhone 4S-based digital assistant.

The two ads, "Life" and "Joke," are embedded below via Apple's official YouTube channel. Enjoy!

Thanks to Sean for the heads-up.