Imagine Steve Wozniak. Now imagine Steve Wozniak as an adorable cartoon character. Now imagine giving that character a large revolver, a somewhat evil grin, and team him up with convict-turned-movie-star Danny Trejo. You just dreamt up one of the strangest iOS games ever, and as MacWorld reports, it's about to hit the App Store.

Vengeance: Woz With A Coz is an old-school platform title that tasks you with rescuing Steve Wozniak's wife, "J-Woz," from kidnapping thugs. Plenty of blood will be shed in the journey, and both adorably lethal characters will be make use of a myriad of weaponry in order to get the job done. The game is scheduled to be released this Thanksgiving.