Filed under: Macworld, Analysis / Opinion, Cult of Mac, Apple, One More Thing, Holidays
Dear Santa Steve: Newton, Rentals and a Consumer Tower please
Date: 12/19/2007
To: Santa Steve
Re: Making your list, checking it twice
I have been a very good girl been a good girl attempted to be pleasant and accommodating not been indicted this year, even as a co-conspirator, and I sincerely hope that you will inscribe me in the book of life send me the following presents this year:
An unlocked 3G G3 iPhone with an optional yet affordable data-only + WiFi service. I know, I know. You're rolling your eyes at Rudolf right now and making snide comments about how much money you earn from the AT&T kickbacks on the cellular voice plans -- but I'm telling you, St. Steve, it's all about volume, volume, volume. If you earn a bit less per customer but you quadzipple your installed base, we're talking win-win here...
A Newton. No one wants a cruddy 320x480 iPod when there are glorious 600x800 Kindle pseudopaper displays. Or so Scott keeps telling me. He's not letting me touch his Kindle so I can't take it apart and play with the OS. So would you do me a favor and just stick a couple of 320x480 screens together, add on stylus input (even if the stylus has to generate an electrical charge), and release a web-browsing multitouch Newton for me? It would be kickass for movie playback, a killer game platform and make those movie rentals -- they're just a few items down on this list -- work a lot better. Many thanks, much obliged. I'm just laptop-impaired. I've never really gotten the hang of those gadgets.
Better AppleTV. Yeah, yeah. I love my Apple TV. Really, I do. But right now it's simply an overclocked underpowered Mac Mini with fewer features and not a lot else going for it. It's fabulouso for hacking but kind of boring in my living room. Would you please add some features like a tuner, a bigger disk, some Wii-killer gaming and movie rentals?
Video Rentals. Oh yeah, did I forget about the rentals thing? I hate paying $14 for an iTunes movie that I can buy at Walmart on DVD for $10, complete with extras and subtitles and funny games and which I can play back using nearly any DVD player I encounter, plus make a backup file (thank you HandBrake) sans DRM. But on the whole, I don't really want to watch movies and TV shows more than once or twice. Renting TV Shows, Movies (and better-than-wii Gaames) would seriously help the iPhone, Apple TV and my spiffy new Newton be better platforms. And keep the price way down. Remember our little chat about "volume"?
A Consumer Tower. Dearest Santa Steve, why do you have this allergy to providing regular users with customizable computers? What'd be lovely would be some Macs where you can add video cards, Macs that let you add USB ports and internal disks. We know they exist, because they are out there and they are called "Windows PCs" and they do not cost $2,000 a pop. The Mac Pro is lovely for the well-heeled media professionals, but please bring us the miniTower for cheaps.
I could go on and on (especially about the upcoming iPhone SDK), but I know I've taken enough of your time Santa Steve and there's only a week left until you board your sleigh Segway Gulfstream and go visit all the good little Mac boys and girls -- and just about a month until your keynote. So, thanks in advance and all that. I left some cookies for you next to my G4 PPC tower -- they should stay nice and warm.


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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 4)
Michael Rose said 4:26PM on 12-18-2007
What about a gift list from FAKE Steve?
http://www.tuaw.com/2006/12/25/two-weeks-before-macworld/
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Sam Gross said 2:34PM on 12-19-2007
There is no way that an unlocked iPhone will be coming out until 2010 or so. Apple has an exclusive deal with AT&T for 2 years from the date of the iPhone's release.
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James Donevan said 5:11PM on 12-18-2007
"What'd be lovely would be some Macs where you can add video cards, Macs that let you add USB ports and internal disks. We know they exist, because they are out there and they are called "Windows PCs""
Ah hahhh. Therein lies the problem. Erica doesn't grasp the Apple concept or its decades old ethos and hankers after the total enjoyment that is a PC.
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Taylor said 6:11PM on 12-18-2007
So true.
The Mac is made to NOT be expandable. The fact is, that the average consumer doesn't want to upgrade their PC. In fact, I know very few "average consumer" types who get their PC upgraded to keep it up to date - most just buy a new one every 2-5 years.
Charles Miller said 7:00PM on 12-18-2007
Don't forget, one of the first things Steve Jobs did when he returned to Apple, something that is generally considered to have saved the company, was to slash inventory and massively simplify the product lines.
We all know that the vast majority of computers, both home and corporate, are likely to see no post-purchase customisation in their lifetime beyond the possible addition of memory.
(I once did IT support for a penny-pinching non-profit. They decided it would be cheaper to upgrade their slower machines. In the end, with all the hassle of taking peoples computers (i.e. work) away for days at a time, supplier problems, trying to get dodgy old components to work with dodgy new components and the inevitable critical hard drive failure, they may as well have just bought new ones)
A consumer tower makes no sense for Apple because... who are they selling it to? The "home tinkerer" market exists, certainly, but I can't imagine it's significant enough to justify an entire product line just for its benefit.
Mr. Roberto said 11:14PM on 12-18-2007
"The Mac is not made to be expandable..."
Umm. But. The Mac Pro. Is.
Simon Arch said 12:26AM on 12-19-2007
"massively simplify the product lines."
Mac Mini (2 models, named the same)
iMac (4 models, all named the same)
Mac Pro (1 model)
MacBook (3 models, all named the same)
MacBook Pro (3 models, all named the same)
If that's simple then my name's Martha Stewart.
KeynoteKen said 5:40AM on 12-19-2007
Nice to meet you, Martha!
You obviously weren't around during the Performa days. :) The current lineup breaks down simply into consumer/pro portable/desktop.
iMac (consumer desktop)
MacBook (consumer portable)
Mac Pro (professional desktop)
MacBook Pro (professional portable)
and then there's the Mini which is a consumer desktop without the screen. Instead of having to know specs first, a potential user only has to determine if they're pro or consumer and whether they want a laptop or desktop. After that, you can then pay what you want to get a "better" of whatever you choose!
Simon Arch said 11:20AM on 12-19-2007
"You obviously weren't around during the Performa days. :)"
Ah ha, ha, ha, oh, that's so funny. My sides are aching. I've never heard anyone make fun of the Performas before.
And questioning my Mac knowledge! How original! I've been using Macs since long before the Performa darkened Cupertino's doorstep.
Yes, I remember the Performa Quagmire. I'm not saying the current lineup is as bad. But it could be CLEARER. At least each one had a distinguishing number.
KeynoteKen said 12:49PM on 12-19-2007
So you're saying you remember the Performa Quagmire and you'd like to see it return (with meaningless "distinguishing" numbering).
iMac 2000, iMac 2400, iMac 2400e (or 2401), and iMac 2800
Mini 183 and Mini 200
MacBook 2000, MacBook 2200, MacBook 2200b (or 2201)
MBP 2200, MBP 2400, MBP 2417
and why not give a different number to each speed that you can order of the MacPro?
MacPro 2000, 2660, 3000, and 3008x!
And, of course, each time there's a minor refresh/speedbump, just add a few more numbers to the pile, we've got an infinite number of 'em! I wasn't questioning your Mac knowledge, I was questioning your marketing knowledge.
Simon Arch said 1:24PM on 12-19-2007
No, what I'm saying it Apple could make it easier to distinguish between an iMac made in 1999 and an iMac made in 2006 and an iMac made in 2004.
You've obviously never worked tech support, otherwise this would make some sense to you.
KeynoteKen said 2:50PM on 12-19-2007
The simplification is for the the consumer, the one with the money. If you don't get them to buy a computer in the first place, then having to support them is going to be the least of their worries.
If they doneed support, they're going to go back to either Apple or someone who's Apple trained. If those support people don't know the difference between an iMac (266 MHz) and an iMac G5 (iSight) then they shouldn't be in support.
matt said 4:15PM on 12-19-2007
Simon,
There IS an easy way to tell the models apart. It doesn't make sense to load consumers up with that unnecessary information, though, just like it doesn't make sense to give the stock numbers for every possible configuration to each model.
You have your PowerBook 5,3 or your MacBook Pro 3,1 or your iMac 4,2 and so on. That tells you all you need to know.
Having 5 simple product lines is a pretty clear and delineated approach. There is value in simplicity. There is no value in meaningless strings of numbers--customers don't need version strings or product revision information unless there's a problem, and even then all they need is an easy way to get that information and a clear way to report. Apple's versioning approach gets that done.
Bob said 5:28PM on 12-18-2007
Um...yeah...you sure you wouldn't want a G4 or maybe a G5 phone? ;)
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Ed said 5:42PM on 12-18-2007
I believe she meant 3G. That doesn't mean we can't all laugh at her until she changes it though...
Quix said 5:29PM on 12-18-2007
"Ah hahhh. Therein lies the problem. Erica doesn't grasp the Apple concept or its decades old ethos and hankers after the total enjoyment that is a PC." - James
Sorry James, but I used to appreciate being able to add cards, drives, etc. to my *affordable* Power Mac.
I really miss the days of the $1,200 Power Mac. Your product line has a huge hole in it Apple. Please fill it with an affordable, expandable tower.
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Davsot said 5:46PM on 12-18-2007
lol G3, wasn't that a processor?
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Billy K said 5:51PM on 12-18-2007
If you have to ask, you probably shouldn't make that public.
Davsot said 11:23PM on 12-20-2007
Gee, Billy. I'm sorry you woke up on the wrong side of your bed this morning. It's called a rhetorical question.
David O said 5:46PM on 12-18-2007
Dear Santa Steve...
COUGH UP JAVA 6 FOR THE MAC, YOU PUTZ!
Signed,
Feeling screwed in the not-so-nice way.
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