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Dear Santa Steve: A Sub-notebook, iPhone stability and Aperture 2
Dear Santa Steve,
As my most recent bank statements show: I've most certainly not misbehaved over the course of this last year. I've queued for hours in the bitter cold, and sacrificed myself endured keyhole surgery for injuries from doing so - no really, that bit isn't hyperbole. If there's anyone who's been an exceptionally well behaved Apple fan, you've got to admit I'm up there with the best of them. So what on earth could I be asking for? Just a few simple things:
13" MacBook Pro / MacBook nano Steve, I can wax lyrical about the sheer brute force of my 17" MacBook Pro - I love it, I really do. But lugging it on the train for a ninety-minute commute everyday isn't the pleasurable workout you might expect. In fact, I'd quite like a little version of my MBP, so that I pack it into a reasonably-sized Crumpler with my Nikon D80 and not resort to
Stability in my iPhone This one's arguably simpler Steve, what with it not requiring you to design any new hardware. I'd like my iPhone's iPod and Safari applications to get on better than you and John Sculley. I'm sorry, that was perhaps a little too forceful but I think I made my point. A software update to the device that brings some new functionality would be most welcome too, what with it being 'all about the software' and the SDK on the horizon.
Aperture 2 This one may seem out of place for Stevemas - for general wisdom places Macworld as the launch of more consumer-orientated products - so I'll happily be told 'be patient, my child' for this one. But with Aperture now the last of your professional applications not to see a notable (paid) update, I'm hopeful that whatever may be in the works arrives sooner rather than later.
There's but one more thing, and I'll be content for a while Steve. In fact, if there's one thing I'd choose from my requests this year, it would be this.... Let's take these big-media names to task, and encourage investment in, not criminalisation of, those who do buy their content online. Towards the end of 2007, Apple seemed to lose their iTunes momentum despite the year getting off to a good start. EMI went on the offensive, trying to capture hearts and minds by dropping DRM from their download sales. But since then, we've seen little continuation in the dream of eradicating DRM from our digital lifestyles. Steve, in 2008, all I want is for Apple to help bring the media industry back to serving the needs of its customers as a business model. Let's make it less of the iTunes Extortion and Shakedown Store, and all about the music once more.
There's cookies by the side of the MacBook Pro - and green tea simmering on it. Enjoy.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Bruno said 5:22PM on 12-24-2007
Advertising for the Apple TV.
I'd hate to see this ahead-of-it's-time device be relegated to obscurity over the simple fact no one knows what it is or does.
Grrr
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James Madley said 5:33PM on 12-24-2007
Why ask now? It's December 25th already...
Just 15 hours to go.
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mortzz said 5:45PM on 12-24-2007
"green tea simmering on the MBP"
hahahahahaha
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Jason said 5:53PM on 12-24-2007
I'd like to see:
DVD drive in the Apple TV
An actual "off" switch for Apple TV
HDMI output on the Mac mini
802.11n Airport Express
MacBook Pro with swappable hard drive (like MacBook)
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Mr. Roberto said 8:35AM on 12-26-2007
Make that a DVD drive on the Apple TV AND Firewire 400 port so that I can connect my media drive array direct to it (come on, Unca Steve: stream DVD-quality video over iTunes? Seriously?), and I'll buy one. Um, maybe. But make it an extra-large replacement for my Airport Express as well, and I'd definitely buy one.
matt said 5:59PM on 12-24-2007
I second the sub-macbook notebook. if they would bring one out, id be in there buying one and a mac pro to go with it on the first day. ahh what i would do for a slightly cheaper macbook thats smaller, 11 or 12 inch, with a dvi output and vga, some usbs, cd drive, basic, but powerful. something i could carry with my camera, seems im not the only one afterall!
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John Carroll said 6:05PM on 12-24-2007
Good Letter - Santa Steve will read it personally, I am certain.
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Akaod said 7:36PM on 12-24-2007
When the USB port starts working on the AppleTV, it becomes the best media center on the market.
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Greg G said 8:03PM on 12-24-2007
Dear Steve,
I want 10.5.2, with a fix for the MacBook wifi difficulties. Please? =)
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ZeroCorpse said 8:47PM on 12-24-2007
I'd like:
1. Everyone and their brother to stop making Mac vs PC parodies on YouTube and the rest of the Internet. Parodies of the ads became annoying about twenty minutes after they started popping up on the Web, and at this point whenever I see a new one I want to throttle the authors.
2. An iPod touch with at least 20GB of storage space.
3. An iPod nano with at least 20GB of storage space.
4. An iPod classic with an all-aluminum body.
5. A lower-cost alternative for those of us who can't justify spending $60 a month for phone service on the iPhone. How about selling pre-paid minutes through the iTunes store?
6. Peace on Earth. (why not?)
7. The ability to put folders AND stacks on my dock.
8. The ability to make my "untitled" NTFS Boot Camp partition not appear on my desktop at all.
9. A lower price for .Mac service. Seriously, a hundred bucks isn't that great a value, considering I and many non-traveling consumers wouldn't use every feature.
10. An Apple-provided response to Parallels for occasional Windows program usage within OS X, natively.
11. Sex androids. OK. I know, you probably can't do that one, but it never hurts to ask. If you do manage this one, it would be great if we could purchase new appearances and personalities from a bank of celebrities on iTunes.
12. iCar
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Andrew said 12:10AM on 12-25-2007
Not to bash your comments, just some thoughts...
1. Agreed and seconded.
2 & 3. We're at 16GB so 20GB is almost certain within the year
5. $60 isn't that bad per month. I had just one cellphone on AT&T for $40 so $20 for the entire iPhone experience was worth it for me. Also don't count on it because Apple gets a cut of each AT&T contract.
7.MacRumors reported this feature is coming in 10.5.2 providing the developer seeds don't change.
12. VW + Apple
charlespearce said 10:06PM on 12-24-2007
Hey (fake) Steve Ballmer:
It's spelled "caliber" not "calibur."
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Gary Gulley said 11:33PM on 12-24-2007
Stability for the iPhone? How about stability for Leopard? Like, being able to use it behind a Microsoft ISA proxy server without crashing (like, um, Tiger for instance)?
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Collin Allen said 11:53PM on 12-24-2007
"8. The ability to make my "untitled" NTFS Boot Camp partition not appear on my desktop at all."
You can do this already using the SetFile tool that comes in the OS X Developer Tools pacakge. From the Terminal:
/Developer/Tools/SetFile -a V /Volumes/untitled
Do /Developer/Tools/SetFile to get usage options.
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niclet said 1:35AM on 12-25-2007
Dear Santa Steve, I just want the iPhone in Canada. Please!
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Galley said 8:25AM on 12-25-2007
3G iPhone
Apple TV 2.0
iPod Hi-Fi 2.0
ALL tunes in the iTunes Store DRM-free @ 256Kbps
Movie rental service
720p output for Fall 2007 iPods
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Twist said 11:10AM on 12-26-2007
I still want a new model of Mac to fill the void between the Mac Mini and the Mac Pro. Something with specs similar to the iMac, but with room for a second internal 3.5 inch HDD, at least a single PCIe slot for graphic card use, and at around $1200.
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