Shall I compare thee to a yellow sticky note?
Thou art more foreboding and less indicative of closure.
Rough winds do shake retail commerce before May
And downtime hath all too short a date.
Sometimes too excited the yellow sticky shines
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd
And sometimes when credit-cards decline
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;
Thy momentary downtime does not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair new product;
Nor shall Apple introduce what wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou waitest;
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
Fair 3M's scrap of parchment shall cheer thee.
Thanks, verily, to all ye who have sent tidings of this news.
Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
4-28-2008 @ 8:02AM
Adi said...
im gonna be so pissed if its new imacs i just bought me one a week ago after waiting 2 months for an update!!!!
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4-28-2008 @ 8:18AM
Nathaniel said...
I'm pretty sure you can send it in to apple within 14 days! be excited sir =]
4-28-2008 @ 8:13AM
dAn said...
hahahaha Shakespeare and Apple store.... that's brilliant!
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4-28-2008 @ 8:15AM
iPontus said...
You missed the last line:
So long you're down, and this gives lives to geeks.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:17AM
Thomas said...
I have it under good authority that we'll be seeing 3G Macs.
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4-28-2008 @ 9:25AM
Tony said...
3G macs? Interesting idea... OTOH apple haven't made any moves in that direction and HSPDA dongles are given away free anyway these days..
4-28-2008 @ 8:26AM
STrRedWolf said...
Me thinks Apple doth prepare for stimulus check spending. Forsooth, for I thou hast received thy deposit.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:27AM
matty blue said...
nicely done.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:35AM
Jacob Welsh said...
NEW IMACs !!!!
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4-28-2008 @ 8:38AM
Paul Brown said...
is it a new iMac, or is it just an additional processor option?
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4-28-2008 @ 8:38AM
Colin said...
Looks like they upped the specs on the iMacs?
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4-28-2008 @ 8:39AM
Chris Thomson said...
New iMacs - 3.06Ghz. I was hoping for a new cinema display :(
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4-28-2008 @ 8:42AM
hugmup said...
I am constrained to tell you that ye have written in excellent grammar, save the italicized line. "Ye" is the subject form, "you" is the object form, so ye should write "to you."
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4-28-2008 @ 8:43AM
Jonathan Wise said...
An uber-geek and a poet. Erica is some kind of super woman!
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4-28-2008 @ 8:43AM
hugmup said...
I notice the memory upgrade from 2GB to 4GB has been reduced from $400 to $200.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:44AM
Lewis said...
There are new iMacs. I can confirm as the store is now updated but it seems the imac page is not and the front page is not. Go to the store, under "new to the store" its the top one.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:45AM
Tim said...
It was a new iMac. Also the Press release has some errors.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:46AM
Lewis said...
Edit, sorry thought I was faster and did not see the last 5 comments or so.
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4-28-2008 @ 8:47AM
Kronk said...
Still no mini update...and no price cut for the Cinema Displays. Booooo!
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4-28-2008 @ 8:51AM
krye said...
Much better than the normal "I can haz" crap. Way to go!
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