Thus goeth down the Apple Store
Shall I compare thee to a yellow sticky note?
Thou art more foreboding and less indicative of closure.
Rough winds do shake retail commerce before May
And downtime hath all too short a date.
Sometimes too excited the yellow sticky shines
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd
And sometimes when credit-cards decline
By chance, or nature's changing course, untrimm'd;
Thy momentary downtime does not fade,
Nor lose possession of that fair new product;
Nor shall Apple introduce what wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou waitest;
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
Fair 3M's scrap of parchment shall cheer thee.
Thanks, verily, to all ye who have sent tidings of this news.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
Adi said 8:02AM on 4-28-2008
im gonna be so pissed if its new imacs i just bought me one a week ago after waiting 2 months for an update!!!!
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Nathaniel said 8:18AM on 4-28-2008
I'm pretty sure you can send it in to apple within 14 days! be excited sir =]
dAn said 8:13AM on 4-28-2008
hahahaha Shakespeare and Apple store.... that's brilliant!
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iPontus said 8:15AM on 4-28-2008
You missed the last line:
So long you're down, and this gives lives to geeks.
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Thomas said 8:17AM on 4-28-2008
I have it under good authority that we'll be seeing 3G Macs.
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Tony said 9:25AM on 4-28-2008
3G macs? Interesting idea... OTOH apple haven't made any moves in that direction and HSPDA dongles are given away free anyway these days..
matty blue said 8:27AM on 4-28-2008
nicely done.
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STrRedWolf said 8:26AM on 4-28-2008
Me thinks Apple doth prepare for stimulus check spending. Forsooth, for I thou hast received thy deposit.
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Jacob Welsh said 8:35AM on 4-28-2008
NEW IMACs !!!!
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Paul Brown said 8:38AM on 4-28-2008
is it a new iMac, or is it just an additional processor option?
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Colin said 8:38AM on 4-28-2008
Looks like they upped the specs on the iMacs?
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Chris Thomson said 8:39AM on 4-28-2008
New iMacs - 3.06Ghz. I was hoping for a new cinema display :(
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hugmup said 8:42AM on 4-28-2008
I am constrained to tell you that ye have written in excellent grammar, save the italicized line. "Ye" is the subject form, "you" is the object form, so ye should write "to you."
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Lewis said 8:44AM on 4-28-2008
There are new iMacs. I can confirm as the store is now updated but it seems the imac page is not and the front page is not. Go to the store, under "new to the store" its the top one.
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hugmup said 8:43AM on 4-28-2008
I notice the memory upgrade from 2GB to 4GB has been reduced from $400 to $200.
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Jonathan Wise said 8:43AM on 4-28-2008
An uber-geek and a poet. Erica is some kind of super woman!
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Tim said 8:45AM on 4-28-2008
It was a new iMac. Also the Press release has some errors.
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krye said 8:51AM on 4-28-2008
Much better than the normal "I can haz" crap. Way to go!
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Lewis said 8:46AM on 4-28-2008
Edit, sorry thought I was faster and did not see the last 5 comments or so.
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Kronk said 8:47AM on 4-28-2008
Still no mini update...and no price cut for the Cinema Displays. Booooo!
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