Filed under: Humor, Apple, Holidays
Stop the presses: Apple cancels Christmas
In a stunning revelation, in addition to Steve Jobs declining to give the keynote speech and announcing Apple will pull out of Macworld after this year, a joint statement released by Apple and Santa Claus states that Christmas will end after this year."Apple has been steadily scaling back on holidays in recent years, including Valentine's Day, Columbus Day, President's Day and Grandparents Day in Japan," the press release states.
The joint press conference was sponsored by an unknown lover of parody and a good bit of tongue-in-cheek humor.
And, don't worry. We can always import the Japanese Health and Sports holiday (second Monday in October) and use it to fill the gift-wrapped Apple-shaped holes in our hearts.
Many thanks goes to the unknown site creator for creating a smile in the middle of a lot of confusion!
And also thanks to @frijole on Twitter for the tip!
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Isaac said 8:28PM on 12-16-2008
Too soon!!!!!!!!!
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Mario said 8:30PM on 12-16-2008
I thought you guys announced this already? Holiday seconds?
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chaser said 8:37PM on 12-16-2008
We all knew this would happen.
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fishbert said 8:38PM on 12-16-2008
I thought Macworld was Christmas...
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Miguel Oliveira said 9:37PM on 12-16-2008
It was, for me. It's probably not a very healthy sign, but my heart aches at the moment. :(
Miguel said 9:39PM on 12-16-2008
I feel sad, I mean.
Yuusharo said 8:38PM on 12-16-2008
That has to be the fastest turnaround for internet fun I've seen in a long while. I actually fell for it. Good job ^_^
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Kyle Dylan Conner said 8:52PM on 12-16-2008
God damn it.
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Ben said 10:07PM on 12-16-2008
I love that they just kept the last paragraph the same.
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That70sdawg@ said 1:25AM on 12-17-2008
Very bad taste, for us "Christians" , that's fine the end is the beginning, But, I'm not ready yet, so stop being so PC and anti -Christian!!! or ( the majority) don't visit your little site anymore, Okay....
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Mazjin said 3:24AM on 12-17-2008
This is a technology blog, if you want religion, bugger off elsewhere.