The Onion: Apple launches iLaunch
One things about Apple geeks: We're not afraid to make fun of our own fanatical devotion. Take this great article at The Onion which describes the latest Apple product, The "iLaunch:""The iLaunch runs Keynote-formatted presentations in high definition through a built-in projector while displaying a 3-D rotating image of the product. Voice-recognition software, Apple's most advanced to date, can recite a speech highlighting the features of the device while injecting several clever digs at competitors..."
I'd like to see a "Reality Distortion Field: Home Edition."
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Joe said 10:55AM on 3-07-2007
I want one! It looks like it may be using some Leopard-only features, so maybe this is an indication that Leopard will be shipping soon?
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mapin said 11:05AM on 3-07-2007
iLaunch says powerbook G5s coming on tues!
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Matthew said 11:18AM on 3-07-2007
Anyone got a video of it?
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Lars said 12:24PM on 3-07-2007
So it comes with the "Top Secret Slides" module as well? Great! I hope they include the photocopiers remark in the default set!
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blatz said 1:07PM on 3-07-2007
This article is so totally Photoshopped. No Digg.
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Mark said 6:09PM on 3-07-2007
BLATZ:
Wow! In case you didn't realize it...the Onion is a satire website. You'd think you'd pick up on that based on the story next to this Apple one on the front page..."Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll."
Relax.
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Loki said 7:20PM on 3-07-2007
Either that or the tags "Filed under: Apple, Humor"
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south said 11:08PM on 3-07-2007
geez, Mark: i think i just heard the sound of blatz's post whoooosssshing about a mile over your head.
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Johnny said 3:48PM on 3-11-2007
You're all so meta it hurts.
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blatz said 11:56PM on 3-14-2007
south:
Hook. Line. Sinker.
The fishing is good over here at TUAW!
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