The Onion: Apple launches iLaunch
One things about Apple geeks: We're not afraid to make fun of our own fanatical devotion. Take this great article at The Onion which describes the latest Apple product, The "iLaunch:""The iLaunch runs Keynote-formatted presentations in high definition through a built-in projector while displaying a 3-D rotating image of the product. Voice-recognition software, Apple's most advanced to date, can recite a speech highlighting the features of the device while injecting several clever digs at competitors..."
I'd like to see a "Reality Distortion Field: Home Edition."
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One things about Apple geeks: We're not afraid to make fun of our own fanatical devotion. Take this great article at The Onion which...
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south:
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The fishing is good over here at TUAW!
You're all so meta it hurts.
March 11 2007 at 3:42 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down Replygeez, Mark: i think i just heard the sound of blatz's post whoooosssshing about a mile over your head.
March 07 2007 at 11:07 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyEither that or the tags "Filed under: Apple, Humor"
March 07 2007 at 7:18 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyBLATZ:
Wow! In case you didn't realize it...the Onion is a satire website. You'd think you'd pick up on that based on the story next to this Apple one on the front page..."Unreleased Jimmy Page Guitar Riff To Be Retrieved From Secret Vault To Save Rock And Roll."
Relax.
This article is so totally Photoshopped. No Digg.
March 07 2007 at 1:05 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplySo it comes with the "Top Secret Slides" module as well? Great! I hope they include the photocopiers remark in the default set!
March 07 2007 at 12:24 PM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyAnyone got a video of it?
March 07 2007 at 11:04 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyiLaunch says powerbook G5s coming on tues!
March 07 2007 at 10:59 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyI want one! It looks like it may be using some Leopard-only features, so maybe this is an indication that Leopard will be shipping soon?
March 07 2007 at 10:55 AM Report abuse Permalink rate up rate down ReplyHot Apps on TUAW
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