Filed under: Humor, Odds and ends, Apple, The Woz
Woz is dating Kathy Griffin

That's right. Our Woz. Steve Wozniak. Kathy Griffin. The mind boggles. Not so much because it's wrong or anything (good for both of them), but just because-- how could that possibly happen? Apparently Woz met her after seeing her stand-up show, and they hit it off. What a weird world we live in. And did you ever, in a million years, think you'd see Woz on Perez Hilton's site? Me either. What's next, Ive on TMZ?
Of course, if you're anything like me, your second thought after hearing the news was wondering WWFSS? And here you go.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
cookiebrownie44 said 8:23PM on 8-17-2007
I LOVE KATHY! She is the funnest person! Woz Rocks! Match made in well not heaven, but its a match!
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Ricky Lee said 8:46PM on 8-17-2007
This is every gay mac nerds wet dreams. I went into convulsions of happiness.
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XiozTzu said 8:46PM on 8-17-2007
Puke!
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Ryan said 8:48PM on 8-17-2007
I dono. my wife watches her show, and thus I have to also and Kathy in every episode is just trying to do anything to get in the news - like really trying, like that is the plot of the episode (several times by acting like she is dating someone).
So I don't put much faith in tabloids to begin with, and even less faith in her dating Woz.
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Will said 9:47PM on 8-17-2007
WTF does WWFSS mean?
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BdeRWest said 10:05PM on 8-17-2007
I wonder if they make Segway-for-twos?
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____ said 10:26PM on 8-17-2007
Throw in Mark Jones and I think you'd have yourself a completed fantasy, Ricky Lee. :-P
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wWw said 10:33PM on 8-17-2007
HOMOSAPIEN and MS.PIGGY??? What's their child gonna look like?
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Zealth said 10:40PM on 8-17-2007
WWFSS = What Would Fake Steve Say
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krye said 10:46PM on 8-17-2007
Who cares? What the hell has this to do with Apple? You people need to learn what's news and what's gossip.
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TMP said 10:51PM on 8-17-2007
Ryan is probably right ..
Kathy's been "media whoring" (her term) to get shots of her with anyone remotely famous into the tabs or gossip sites .. Perez is one of her cronies, so it's natural she'd pop up there ..
All harmless though .. just the game .
Although she is a Mac user ... hmmmmmm ..
-fQ-
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artifex said 11:26PM on 8-17-2007
I have no idea who Kathy is, but I hope she and Woz find happiness.
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jc said 11:36PM on 8-17-2007
Cool! Now she can do a stand up show about how Bill Gates is the devil.
Anyways... yeah. That chick is obnoxious. Woz can do way better... its a friggin millionaire afterall.
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Daniel said 12:33PM on 8-18-2007
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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Michael Rose said 12:24AM on 8-18-2007
Bonus points for "WWFSS." Very nice.
I wish both Kathy and Woz all happiness as they ride off together into the sunset on matching Segways.
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Richard said 12:35AM on 8-18-2007
As I go to sleep - I will ponder what the offspring of these two would bring. She is almost 46....so Aunt Flo might not be coming around much longer, so my query might be academic.
Still, its something to think about.
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nanodalek said 1:36AM on 8-31-2007
Absolute Perfection.
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Alice said 5:11AM on 8-18-2007
As a joker and prankster, and Kathy being hilarious, and both being pretty interesting people, i think they are a match made in heaven :)
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vdd said 7:20AM on 8-18-2007
I really couldn't care less how Steve Wozniac is spending his personal time. Please stick to Apple news. Like already mentioned in the post: the tabloid sites are already ablaze with the news so if I want to read about this kind of crap I go there. I come to tuaw I like to keep informed about the Apple.
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JN said 7:07AM on 8-18-2007
She needs a new doctor, to get her old face back.
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