Wired lists 15 dumbest Apple Predictions of all times

9: They're part of the Reality Distortion Field

I would also like to add to the list one from Apple itself. Back in August 2006, Steve Jobs said there were "secret" features in Leopard that he didn't want to reveal because he didn't want Microsoft copying them. Leopard has been out for a little while now...where are these "secret" features?

I have to agree... with the exception of the installable apps (but that will most likely come once the iPhone/Touch Dev Kit comes out in February), I think not only is this the flash based portable Mac that they predicted, but it's also the replacement for the Newton that a few articles have mentioned.

"The expectation on the iPod is that HP's version will probably outsell Apple's version relatively quickly." — Rob Enderle, quoted in MacObserver in August 2004.

I completely forgot this existed.

@4 What basis do you have for your AppleTV statement "it sells strong"?

I have *never* seen any AppleTV sales figures announced and my ear is pretty close to the ground on things like that.

No announced sales figures = not very good sales.

Please post a link to any announced sales figures you have.

OMG - read the whole list, all 101. I think they really did use it as a manual.

Dave

Well, I don't know why the gamer prediction is on the list. Maybe there are more games available for Windows than for Mac, but that doesn't mean gamers aren't a huge segment of the Mac population. You can game on a Mac, most of the best games work for it and if not it's a minor issue to get them to work.

The TV (AppleTV) is NOT a failure. It sells strong, it was profitable, it's just very quiet. Those who claim it is have absolutely no basis, other than that they don't hear about it much in their small world.

Yeah I can't believe what a huge failure Apple TV was. I remember that Apple was really pushing it and how great it was going to be. Now, when Apple is asked about the failure of Apple TV the treat as tough it's the red-headed step child!

The iPhone isn't quite a full-fledged Mac though. It will be once anyone can install whichever applications they like and access the phone's filesystem without needing special tools.

I've got a John Dvorak article from a 1991 MacWorld in which he predicted that the then-nascent Apple/IBM alliance would result in Apple being subsumed. In this inane fever dream by 2001 nobody would remember Apple. Yeah, riiiiiight.

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