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Is my iPhone making me dumber?

I love my iPhone. It goes with me everywhere. Leaving my house without my iPhone would feel just as unnatural as leaving without my pants (although I'd probably get fewer stares).

There are so many things my iPhone is able to do that it's become an indispensable part of my daily life... and that's actually beginning to worry me. Sometimes I wonder if my iPhone is making me dumber.

This didn't start with my iPhone; it started with my first cell phone (and the only phone I owned before the iPhone), a monstrous Sanyo SCP-7200. Suddenly, once I was able to store all of my friends' and family members' phone numbers in my phone and dial them with just a couple of button presses, I became virtually incapable of remembering their phone numbers on my own.

That was just the beginning of my cognitive downslide, though. Since getting my iPhone, it seems like it's been getting exponentially worse. Read on to find out how the iPhone may be damaging my brain. Hint: it's not the cell phone radiation.
Here are two scenarios that demonstrate how incredibly useful the iPhone can be. They also show how incredibly dumb I seem, in hindsight, in both situations where the iPhone "saved the day."

Scenario One: I'm walking my dog down by the park. At the park entrance, there are a couple of guys conversing. One guy is trying to give the other directions, but he's not really sure A) where the other guy needs to go (there's a bit of a language barrier) or B) how to get there in the first place. So the direction-giving isn't going so well.

"Hey, mate," Guy 1 says to me, "Do you know how to get to the other park down by the lagoon from here?"

"Nope," I say, "but my phone does." (Yeah, I really said that. Can't help it, I'm a geek.)

"Oh, is that an iPhone?" Guy 1 says. "Bloody useful things, aren't they?"

"Yep," I say, and within 30 seconds, I've got directions for Guy 2, complete with a visual on how to get where he needs to go.

Sounds like a great iPhone commercial so far, doesn't it? Yeah, except that the street the guy needed to turn down was about 50 meters away -- the next street down, in fact. The street I passed when I headed to the park with my dog. The street I pass about five times a week. I didn't even know the name of this street until my iPhone told me what it was.

It gets worse.

Scenario Two: I'm in the grocery store, and I see that basa fillets are on sale. Other than very obviously being a type of fish, I have no idea what basa is or whether it'll be tasty enough to warrant a purchase. What follows is something that would have sounded like science fiction 20 years ago: I pull out a portable phone smaller than my hand, access the Internet with it, and consult an online encyclopedia to figure out what basa is. This all takes about a minute, after which I know that basa is Vietnamese catfish. Why, yes, I will buy some.

Once again, it sounds like a good iPhone commercial. What's so dumb about it? Well... it was a full two days before I realized I could have just asked the butcher, "Hey, what's basa?"

You might say that a couple of "brain fart" scenarios doesn't prove the iPhone is making me dumber. I use my iPhone as an intellectual crutch fairly often, though. Somewhere down the road, my brain developed this switch that gets thrown immediately after my wife says the words, "Remind me later to --." Right after my wife says those words, flip goes the switch, and everything my wife says after that simply disappears into the ether. A few months ago (to my wife's great irritation), I started recording voice memos using my iPhone and then emailing them to my wife. "Liz, remember to call the beef guy," I'd drone into the iPhone, mailing off the reminder message and considering my duty done.

Then there's WeatherNZ, the locally-based weather app I use to check the current conditions; it's a perfect replacement for simply looking out a window or (gasp) walking outside. Then there's WriteRoom, which I use to make notes to myself about things that I know I'll forget almost immediately otherwise, like the guy in Memento. Or how about the iPhone's camera, which keeps me from losing my car in the parking lot? Or the Maps app, which is now seemingly the only thing keeping my addled brain from getting me lost on my way to the parking lot?

If I was older, I could blame all of this on my advancing years. However, I'm only 32. It's a bit early for me to start having "senior moments" as a result of aging. The more "duh" moments I have where my iPhone does the thinking my brain used to do, the more I worry that this magic box from Cupertino is replacing a bit too much of my wetware.

How about you? Have you found yourself having more "duh" moments since getting your iPhone? Let us know in the comments.

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John

No, it's not making you dumber.

However there are always two sides of a coin.

Here's what I mean.

On the one hand, you are becoming more resourceful, able to glean and dispense knowledge that you never were able to before. You can give directions, look up different foods, even consult a recipe on what you might use that mystery meat for, and make sure you have everything needed for that dish before you leave the store. It stops you from having to remember where your car is parked at that MLB game (obviously not trying to say why you SHOULD have an iPhone, we all know those reasons) etc etc.

However, the flip side, or crippling factor, is what are you WITHOUT that phone? You have to ask yourself what things the iPhone has made easier, and what mental functions the iPhone has replaced. Asking the butcher versus consulting your phone are one and the same thing, without your iphone you could still answer the question in your mind. Obviously, there are always things we are going to miss and not know naturally (streets and fish), and the iphone is great for that.

When we find the iPhone replacing our need to use our brain, when we start relying on having an iPhone, so we don't have to remember things/learn things, then yes, we are going down the wrong road.

Ultimately, we are one nuke away from not having the iPhone anymore. What then?

August 01 2010 at 12:37 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
Jim Phillips

Here's a little anecdote you should take to heart.

One of Albert Einstein's colleagues asked him for his telephone number one day. Einstein reached for a telephone directory and looked it up. "You don't remember your own number?" the man asked, startled.

"No," Einstein answered. "Why should I memorize something I can so easily get from a book?"

In fact, Einstein claimed never to memorize anything which could be looked up in less than two minutes. It sounds to me like the iPhone lets us all be more like Einstein. I'd say that's a good thing!

May 14 2010 at 6:17 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
JureF

Actually, my iPod Touch is making me if not smarter at least better informed - I read on it like crazy, from books to magazine and on-line articles (saved via Instapaper). I wrote a post on this topic just yesterday:

http://www.cloudyuseful.com/2010/05/can-idevice-improve-ones-attention-span.html

May 13 2010 at 6:51 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
TheTallOne

Speaking of which I still owe the beef guy some beer.

May 13 2010 at 1:42 AM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
FRANKL

The phone number thing really shook me to my bones. When I was a child, I had probably 20 phone numbers memorized. Now, if I were without my phone (any phone since the day I got my first celly) and I was hurt in a accident, I would be unable to tell them how to contact any loved ones. If my celly didn't survive the accident, I would have no clue as to how to answer the question: "Is there anyone we should call?"

May 12 2010 at 10:35 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
james

I'm sure if you didn't have your iPhone available at the time, it would have occurred to you to ask the fishmonger (butcher) about the fish. And I couldn't tell you the name of the street next to the one I live in, it's just not relevant to remember.

You chose the most convenient way in you to find information, wether it be from memory, a notepad, an iPhone or any other place information can be stored.

And, you made a better judgement turning to your iPhone for information about the fish. The fishmonger would have recommended the fish, as it was on sale, so clearly on he would have been ask to promote it. The internet however, would give a more unbiased response.

May 12 2010 at 6:36 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
warreno

The problem with Scenario 1 had nothing to do with the iPhone. You simply didn't know where the park was, which was why you didn't know what street to direct the visitor to.

Tunnel vision isn't all that unusual; I suspect most of us navigate by landmark rather than mentally ticking off street names as we pass by them. And if a given park is not on your normal route, there's no way you can know how to get there.

Now, if your question is, "Is my iPhone making me lazy?" - the answer is, "maybe".

May 12 2010 at 5:05 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
jamy015

Bell: Rrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg!
Me: Let's see which class we have... *pulls out iPhone*
Classmate: We have history.

May 12 2010 at 3:48 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
marlys

It didn't start with your cell phone:

"Theuth, my paragon of inventors, the discoverer of an art is not the best judge of the good or harm which will accrue to those who practice it. So it is in this; you, who are the father of writing, have out of fondness for your off-spring attributed to it quite the opposite of its real function. Those who acquire it will cease to exercise their memory and become forgetful; they will rely on writing to bring things to their remembrance by external signs instead of by their own internal resources. What you have discovered is a receipt for recollection, not for memory. And as for wisdom, your pupils will have the reputation for it without the reality: they will receive a quantity of information without proper instruc- tion, and in consequence be thought very knowledgeable when they are for the most part quite ignorant. And because they are filled with the conceit of wisdom instead of real wisdom they will be a burden to society.”

From Plato's Phaedrus, excerpted by Neil Postman.

http://www.sts.psu.edu/Courses/walton/readings/Post1.PDF

May 12 2010 at 3:45 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
J

As beings who generally strive for self sufficiency, tools we use become extensions of ourselves and therefor part of ourselves.

But yes, you probably should have just asked the guy what basa was. :)

May 12 2010 at 1:47 PM Report abuse rate up rate down Reply
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